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***OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
6/17/05
| TheBigB
Posted on 06/17/2005 7:27:30 AM PDT by TheBigB
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To: AnOldCowhand
Thank ya kindly, they've been added to the Hall of Fame.
601
posted on
06/17/2005 11:34:16 AM PDT
by
BJClinton
(My wife says I never listen to her...at least I think that's what she said.)
To: Fierce Allegiance
Looks like soemthing to help bled brakes, but it's not. It probably is for bleeding brakes, just repackaged by Ronco.
602
posted on
06/17/2005 11:34:37 AM PDT
by
The_Victor
(Doh!... stupid tagline)
To: BJClinton
It's good to have 'em all rounded up in one place.
603
posted on
06/17/2005 11:35:44 AM PDT
by
AnOldCowhand
(The west is dead. You may lose a sweetheart, but you will never forget her - Charles Russell)
To: ArGee
The Rabbit of Seville
-- Chuck Jones, Carl W. Stalling, & Gioacchino Rossini
How doooo!
Welcome to my shop
Let me cut your mop
Let me shave your crop!
Daintily! Daint-til-ly!
Hey yoooou!
Don't look so perplexed
Why must you be next
Can't you see you're next?
Yes, you're next!
Yoou're so next!
How about a nice close shave
Teach your whiskers to behave
Lots of lather lots of soap
Please hold still don't be a dope
Now we're ready for the scrapin'
There's no use to try escapin'
Yell and scream and rant and rave
There's no use you need a shaave!
Ooh ouch ouch ooh ouch ooh ooh ouch!
There, you're nice and clean!
Aldough your face looks like it might have gone through a ma-chine!
Oh, where do I get that waabbit?
What would you want with a waabbit?
Can't you see that I'm much swee-ter?
I'm your little Senyeree-ter
Yooou are my type of guy
Let me straighten your tie
And I shall dance for you!
[Four minutes of music and foley...]
[Crunch] eh... Next!
604
posted on
06/17/2005 11:36:32 AM PDT
by
fredhead
("It is a good thing war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it." General Robert E. Lee)
To: Fierce Allegiance
Yikes...Austin Powers! Would this be from your "personal collection"?
605
posted on
06/17/2005 11:36:48 AM PDT
by
EX52D
To: Fierce Allegiance
I know it is not brakes it is bleeding. Do those things really work?
Not that you would know, but someone must!
606
posted on
06/17/2005 11:37:32 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: RushCrush
To be fair to the ladies:
607
posted on
06/17/2005 11:37:40 AM PDT
by
BJClinton
(My wife says I never listen to her...at least I think that's what she said.)
To: TheBigB
So, what happened to the gratuitous cheesecake??
608
posted on
06/17/2005 11:41:57 AM PDT
by
bruin66
(Time: Nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.)
To: Fierce Allegiance
Hmm...did it at least involve you being stuck at home due to weather?
609
posted on
06/17/2005 11:44:03 AM PDT
by
BJClinton
(My wife says I never listen to her...at least I think that's what she said.)
Comment #610 Removed by Moderator
To: ArGee
611
posted on
06/17/2005 11:44:13 AM PDT
by
fredhead
("It is a good thing war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it." General Robert E. Lee)
To: ArGee; stainlessbanner
Don't start singing "Goober Peas" or it will get Fiddlstix going. LOL
Goober Peas
612
posted on
06/17/2005 11:45:15 AM PDT
by
Fiddlstix
(This Tagline for sale. (Presented by TagLines R US))
To: Lady Jag; ArGee
It's safer to drive fast cause you get past dangerous situations sooner.If traffic lights are set for 30, they are also set for 60....
613
posted on
06/17/2005 11:45:49 AM PDT
by
llevrok
(Semper Conservatatis)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick; Temple Owl
Ooof. He fell right into that one.
614
posted on
06/17/2005 11:46:30 AM PDT
by
BJClinton
(My wife says I never listen to her...at least I think that's what she said.)
To: StinkyDilly
I am 85% Evil Genius.
I am pure evil. I lie awake at night devising schemes of world domination, and I will not rest until all living souls bend to my will.
615
posted on
06/17/2005 11:47:05 AM PDT
by
fredhead
("It is a good thing war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it." General Robert E. Lee)
To: TheBigB
Genre: Music
FReepmail Request! Dancing Queen - Abba
Forget annoying terrorists, this song annoys MoJo.
616
posted on
06/17/2005 11:47:21 AM PDT
by
MoJo2001
(Support Our Troops-->It's The Least Any Of Us Can Do...www.proudpatriots.org)
To: bruin66
So, what happened to the gratuitous cheesecake?? We're all getting along happily here today. Don't muck it up.
617
posted on
06/17/2005 11:48:12 AM PDT
by
The_Victor
(Doh!... stupid tagline)
To: BJClinton
No, it was just a misspelling of such. FFS (fat finger syndrome - although my fingers aren't fat, they just don't work well from being broken so many times.)
618
posted on
06/17/2005 11:48:24 AM PDT
by
Fierce Allegiance
(This is not your granddaddy's America)
To: MoJo2001
Dancing Queen...young and sweet, oooonly seeeventeeen....
619
posted on
06/17/2005 11:48:28 AM PDT
by
TheBigB
(Why yes, I -do- rock! Thanks for noticing!)
To: TheBigB
Flashback fantasy of yours or what? Hehehe!
620
posted on
06/17/2005 11:49:01 AM PDT
by
MoJo2001
(Support Our Troops-->It's The Least Any Of Us Can Do...www.proudpatriots.org)
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