***OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

6/17/05 | TheBigB

[Constitution Day]

Come on, now. There's no need to do all that.

Your friend,
CD

[ArGee]

Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, YES!

"With my spear and magic helmet."

Shalom.

[Dashing Dasher]

She's a bit touched to begin with. She's done it before and I think she's on some drugs.

We could sic Tom Cruise on her.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

I like acockadaywilldo!!!

[fredhead]

"No one ever said we VKs are normal!"

"Normal is no fun anyway!"

Great bumper sticker..."Why Be Normal?" Seen applied upside down.

[ArGee]

Did I teach you how to do stealth posting? Use your mouse to select the white space between this paragraph and my signature. If you are easily offended, do not select the white space and you will not see the joke.

How is virginity like a balloon?

One prick and they're gone.

Shalom.

[MoJo2001]

Genre: 80s Music
Journey Love Fest

Any Way You Want It

Don't Stop Believing

Only The Young

Open Arms

Seperate Ways

Wheel In The Sky

For the dude that starts this thread every Friday.
Must be a Journey fan or something!

It's too darn hot for DJ Sunshine at the moment!
And MoJo is feeling extremely lazy.
In other words, I'm in slacker mode at the moment!

[appalachian_dweller]

#132

LMAO...loudly. Well, my co-workers know I'm on the OFST again.

thanks for the belly laugh!

[Petronski]

Ping to 447!

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

You did not teach me that trick yet!!

[fredhead]

Wagner:
http://www.nonstick.com/sounds/Elmer_Fudd/ltef_019.wav

[BJClinton]

How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Charismatic : Only 1
Hands are already in the air.

Pentecostal : 10
One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.

Presbyterians : None
Lights will go on and off at predestined times.

Roman Catholic : None
Candles only.

Baptists : At least 15.
One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the
potato salad and fried chicken .

Episcopalians: 3
One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks and one to talk about how much better the old one was.

Mormons : 5
One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.

Unitarians :
We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulbs work for you, you are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your light bulb for the next Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, 3-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.

Methodists : Undetermined
Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Bring a bulb of your choice to the Sunday lighting service and a covered dish to pass.

Nazarene : 6
One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy.

Lutherans: None
Lutherans don't believe in change.

Amish :
What's a light bulb?

[PaulaB]

I LOVE JOURNEY!!!!

[girlscout]

Sometimes my wife lets me take it out and play with it, but she makes me put it back before I become dangerous.

I'll bet you can really bait a hook and are a master fisherman ;-)

[Dashing Dasher]

GOT IT!!!

LOL!!!!

[PaulaB]

I am a Baptist and that one about us was hilarious!!!!

Our pastor actually jokes that to get anything done he has to set up a time to eat!!

LOLOLOLOLOL

[ArGee]

Use <font color="white">put secret text here</font> The secret text will be rendered in white on a white background. Nobody can see it unless they select the text. Then the browser makes the selected text visible.

Just post a warning and make the questionable text white and nobody can blame you for reading your stealth post.

WARNING. DO NOT SELECT THE SPACE BETWEEN THIS PARAGRAPH AND THE SIGNATURE IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED.

My, aren't we a curious little snot?

Shalom.

[Lady Jag]

He rides it like he is racing everywhere!!

It's safer to drive fast cause you get past dangerous situations sooner.

[ArGee]

I'll bet you can really bait a hook and are a master fisherman

Well, I have been known to hate a book. Does that count?

Shalom.

[fortunecookie]

Cool! I love Journey. Can you add 'Lights' to the list?