Posted on 06/17/2005 7:27:30 AM PDT by TheBigB
HA!
Your boss called you at 2 AM to fire you? Something is seriously wrong with that!
A smile.
HEY! I didn't say "nothing but a smile." Get your mind back out of the gutter.
Shalom.
What the....Romulans use Cheer?
Should I repost any of the jokes?
Typical childish Browns fan. Sheesh.
Women always rain on our parades, man.
Fifteen days ago, I read that smoking can kill you, so the next day I stopped smoking. Twelve days ago, I read that too much red meat can kill you, so the next day I stopped eating red meat. Eight days ago, I read that drinking can kill you, so the next day I stopped drinking. Three days ago, I heard that cell phone can kill you, so I stopped using my cell phone. Yesterday, I read that having sex can kill you, so this morning I stopped reading.
"your boss called at 2 AM to fire you..."
Unless you're a stripper.
No offense Cyborg.
"If co-worker catches fire, stand behind your desk and laugh"
OK, true story: A friend of mine worked for an incredibly clueless manager, the type who most of the company thought slept with SOMEONE to get the job, because she certainly wasn't qualified. One day, said manager is on a conference call with her door open when my friend notices a fellow employee grap his chest and collapse with a heart attack. My friend and others rush to his side, call 9-1-1, etc. Paramedics arrive, take him away (guy is fine). Manager never got off the conference call, the entire time. The kicker...the call was regarding employee retention!
LOL! Thats a good 'un
An old French man entered a confessional one day. When the priest entered the other side, the man said, "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. During the 2nd World War I hid a Jewish woman in my attic from the Nazis."
"But my son," said the priest, "that was the right thing to do."
"But Father," said the old man, "in exchange for hiding her, I convinced her to have sex with me."
The priest was silent for a moment, then hesitating he said, "Well, it was a long time ago and those were hard times. I'd say your own guilt is penance enough."
After a moment of silence the old man said, "Father, do you think I should tell her the war's over?"
Have an awesome day!
Does it matter what Mel's wearing!!!
Women always rain on our parades, man.
Yeah. She didn't like the idea I had to put a urinal in the garage, either.
A week later the tanner returns to the Rabbi’s office with a gift box. The Rabbi opens the box, and produces a small change purse.
“Why, that wonderful,” he says to the tanner. “Now every time I go to get change for a purchase, I’ll be reminded of the work I’ve done for the Lord, in marking His children with the sign of the Covenant with Abraham.”
The tanner replies to the Rabbi, “It’s a very special purse, too.”
“What more could there be to this purse?”
“Well,” says the tanner, “If you stroke it a few times, it turns into a suitcase.”
I'm the pointy haired guy who made them both share a cube.
Geeks report to me and laugh at me when I'm not around.
They also make it possible for me to earn my living, G-d love 'em.
Shalom.
Well, I was gonna ask her that, but I didn't want anyone to be confused about ArGee's masculinity.
I have a lot of masculinity.
Sometimes my wife lets me take it out and play with it, but she makes me put it back before I become dangerous.
Shalom.
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