Doon't forget, who's going to pay the bill for the wild animal therapy? And who's going to pay for the Bio cleanup from those nasty rainbowers? I think they should not be allowed to camp together for disease control.
They need Eric Cartman of "South Park" on the case:
For the past several days I've been... noticing a steep rise in the number of hippies coming to town. [puts a laptop on the table and turns it on] At first I thought maybe it was just a coincidence. [pulls a projector towards the laptop] Then I saw this... [connects the projector to the laptop, and the projector turns on. Everyone then looks at the screen. Cartman goes to it and points a few things out] Three new drum circles have sprouted up here, here, and here. They're all growing in diameter, at a rate of two hippies per hour. What this means... is that the hippies are conglomerating. They'er thriving, if you will. I think that they're setting up for a... [close-up]. hippie music festival.
http://www.spscriptorium.com/Season9/E902script.htm
Every few years there are outbreaks of disease assoicated with unsanitary conditions at these rainbow events.
One year I recall a lot of them came down with Giardia from unclean water. Another year it was something else a lot of them contracted from walking around barefoot and tracking feces all over the place.