Very good post.
The problem for Andy, though, is that he KNEW that "pancratic cancer" was the basis for the rush fundraiser starting April 28th.
He cannot even pretend to claim ignorance. So, if he doesn't have PC, and wasn't diagnosed before the fundraiser, he is in deep kim-chee anyway.
When I was in the Army, we had a spec 6 who would eat kim-chee. You could smell him a block away after he had a hit of that crap.