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To: raccoonradio
>>When Poirier kept talking, the 79-year-old Burns accused him of filibustering and said: "There's one thing about witches. They never know when to shut up."


3 posted on 06/16/2005 8:54:58 AM PDT by raccoonradio
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To: raccoonradio

>>Did the witches clad in black begin to melt when it started raining?

Hmm!

VILLAGER #1:
We have found a witch. May we burn her?
CROWD:
Burn her! Burn! Burn her! Burn her!
BEDEVERE:
How do you know she is a witch?
VILLAGER #2:
She looks like one.
CROWD:
Right! Yeah! Yeah!
BEDEVERE:
Bring her forward.
WITCH:
I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch.
BEDEVERE:
Uh, but you are dressed as one.
WITCH:
They dressed me up like this.
CROWD:
Augh, we didn't! We didn't...
WITCH:
And this isn't my nose. It's a false one.
BEDEVERE:
Well?
VILLAGER #1:
Well, we did do the nose.

(etc.--from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Whole scene:

http://arago4.tn.utwente.nl/stonedead/movies/holy-grail/scene-05.html


4 posted on 06/16/2005 8:56:58 AM PDT by raccoonradio
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To: raccoonradio

re: post 3 - nice!


7 posted on 06/16/2005 9:08:22 AM PDT by Blzbba (Let them hate us as long as they fear us - Caligula)
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