To All *Freepers* The BEST date you have ever been on!

my head | 06/16/05 | Dasher

[Dashing Dasher]

I was going to use the original version and then, I got twisted.... ;-)

[The SISU kid]

"Sometimes love don't feel like it should."
Brings up memories of the love scene in "Deliverance".

Must......Find.....Mental........Floss.......

[The SISU kid]

and then, I got twisted....

Something tells me it wasn't the first time....

8^)

[Dashing Dasher]

[The SISU kid]

LMAO! Gotta run now....take care

[carolinacrazy]

I don't go for the pet crap.

With four cats, two horses (and wanting more), and two dogs, you might want to rethink your disdain for pet crap.

[cyborg]

Yeah Laura has no taste ;o)

[Salamander]

I get pinged to every salamander/amphibian/lizard thread....now it's *cowbell*, too?!?


ROFL!

[I'm getting too predictable...mebbe I need a new gimmick].....;-D

[Dashing Dasher]

Dakine,

Missyme and I want to know if that is you in profile picture!!

If so, will you go out with me Saturday night!?

;-)

PS... this offer stands only if you are single.

[Dashing Dasher]

We like your old gimmick!

[righttackle44]

"I started this thread with the best of intentions. I cannot help where their minds go...."

I understand. Both points. It could have been a great thread. Well, I just finished watching The Hindenburg with
George C. Scott, and somehow there's a parallel. . . .

[The SISU kid]

mebbe we just like the way you spell mebbe....

8^)

[Happygal]

Not sure if it qualifies as a 'date'...but, I was seeing a guy in Canada and I hadn't seen him in four months.

I had a 20 hour trans-Atlantic trip (with three stop overs in different airports), and had expected another four hour road trip when I landed.

My bloke picked me up at the airport and I was exhausted.

He put my bags into his car, and I settled down for what I thought was going to be an exhausting road-trip - but we only drove five minutes to a nice hotel, where he'd booked us a room (for two days! woo-hoo).

Went in, and he'd 24 red roses for me; a rather nice collection of massage oils, and a candlelit picnic set out.

My tiredness evaporated! I'll leave the rest to yer imaginations! :-)

[dfwddr]

I had hesitated on the "Worst Date" thread, because about my worst, was also one of my best... in the long run. Here's the quick version.

In college, I worked in a fancy restaurant... 2 levels... Bunch of waitresses told me Kathy was hot for me, and wanted to go out. I worked with Kathy on the second level. Kathy was Polynesian, HOT, and very smart. I finally got up the nerve to ask her out, and we went out for some drinks etc.... Ended up, ummm checking out the back seat while parked at the curb of a busy city street. At one point she looked up, and said " we have quite a crowd watching us". Well she didn't slow down, so neither did I. We ended up finally getting back in the front, and spending the rest of the night at her apartment.

The next day at work, a waitress asked me if I was ever going to ask Kathy out. I told her not to worry, we had been out last night. She said that was impossible, because Kathy was with her all night. I called her a name. About 2 hours later, she comes walking into the upstairs kitchen with this REALLY HOT redhead, that you could just tell was a firecracker.... I asked her who her friend was, and she said, "you idiot, this is KATHY, the downstairs waitress !!!!! You must remember her, as you were out with her last night !!!" ...... Ooopps

To end this story, Kathy ( the downstairs waitress) and I finally went out. And as of today, we've been married 27 1/2 years....

[Dashing Dasher]

LOL!!!

Good one...

Names the same... the protect the innocent?

[Oberon]

If so, will you go out with me Saturday night!?

That's not the right question.

[dfwddr]

"Nice Shoes. Wanna f**k?" I'll try it this weekend and report back.

------>{going to closet to find them new wingtips...}

[Dashing Dasher]

What's the question?

[TADSLOS]

The first date with the woman that would be my wife. I knew...it took her a little longer.

[Oberon]

[sigh]

If you were a man I'd say "Sometimes you men are so clueless." But you're not, so I won't. Look at post 477!