To All *Freepers* The BEST date you have ever been on!

my head | 06/16/05 | Dasher

[Dashing Dasher]

Now that we have heard many of your WORST date stories, let's turn the tables and tell about the BEST dates.

[Finger Monkey]

I live in Kansas.

I grew up in Kansas.

Being a contrarian, I wanted nothing to do with the Kansas stereotype, i.e. cowboys.

Now look at me.

Cowboys are sexy.

Cowboys are romantic, it's the nature of the beast.

I am growing as a person. Ma would be so proud . . .

[beyond the sea]

From the old Hollyweird Squares:

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Q. When a couple have a baby, who is responsible for its sex?

A. Charley Weaver: I'll lend him the car, the rest is up to him.

;-)

[Dashing Dasher]

Blow this!

[Oberon]

I confess, I wasn't feeling all that noble when I was sitting in the living room at 5:00 this morning with the baby. Anna Banana has just got really good at rolling over, and so she prefers doing that to sleeping sometimes.

The LLR would have taken her, but she had already been up with her twice or three times during the night.

[Dashing Dasher]

Sweet!

Thanks for sharing!

[Finger Monkey]

You just wait, husband of my sister, you will be vomiting on a regular basis when in our presence. You might want to get your esophagus lined with teflon, as well as the back of your teeth.

[colorcountry]

Yeah, me too. I was not going to be a cowgirl, not fer nothin'. I listened to Led Zepplin, smoked a, um, cough little...and enventually came right back to where I started. Kind a silly isn't it?

[beyond the sea]

My last date with Nicolle Kidman was the worst .............. and the best. She did her weather girl, little incredibly sexy dance in the light of the car headlights in "To Die For", then came inside the warmth of the house........ then she split...............

Perfect.

[Dashing Dasher]

You have a colorful imagination.

Does your wife know?

[beyond the sea]

ROFL ...................

............. have any?

[Dashing Dasher]

Do I have an imagination or a wife?

[Finger Monkey]

He is a FReeper. I met him here. Quite by accident. Cowboyway.

There, I've exposed him.

Hope his wives and chilens's don't find out.

[Oberon]

I am so glad Nicole has finally started seeing somebody. It was really hard on her when I broke things off...and then the endless tearful phone calls, the letters...you don't want to take out the restraining order, but sometimes they just give you no choice.

Do you know what I mean?

[texaslil]

And thanks to you Dasher for posting this so we could all get all mushy this AM.

[Dashing Dasher]

Didn't get the goose's name... LOL!!!

[Finger Monkey]

Silly, but necessary.

I'm gonna have horses, I'm gonna have horses . . .

[beyond the sea]

You have a colorful imagination. .......... Does your wife know?

You mean Nicolle????

;-)

Mary, my wife has the same legs and the same skirt........ and I have the headlights and the car.......... we go out in the driveway a few times a year and play that scene....... without the stupid kids (from the scene).

It beats Viagra and the rest of that silly sh*t....

;-)

[Dashing Dasher]

I like to have people think of the good times ... and share the stories.


;-)

[beyond the sea]

something to fill the pipe!

[Dashing Dasher]

Beyond the Sea and his "wife" go swimming!