A carnival sideshow attraction.......like the bearded lady!
Well, I can think of a lot worse fates in store for the red round one, than being a side-show at a carnival.
But really, I think the red round one is going to have to hurry up and make some sort of decision here, and quickly--he has already ruined any chances of being accepted by the Democratic "regulars," this scam is so widely known his reputation is sullied no matter where he goes, and the cash is not flowing in any more.
I think it would be best for the red round one--and think of his poor mother--if he just threw in the towel, and went back to work as a telephone-cable television repairman.
Most people make the mistake of grasping for the moon when they can reach the stars; a few other people make the mistake of reaching for the stars when they can barely touch the moon.