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[familyop]

Oh, and here's a quick-and-sloppy (although it should work)--a couple of stooges for you to get acquainted with.

;-)

---

#include <iostream>
using namespace std;

class Stooge {
public:
       Stooge();
       ~Stooge();
       void oughtas();
       void nyuks();
};

Stooge::Stooge(){}
Stooge::~Stooge(){}

void Stooge::oughtas()
{
       cout << "Why I oughta!" << endl;
}

void Stooge::nyuks()
{
       cout << "Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!" << endl;
}

int main()
{
       Stooge Moe;
       Stooge Curly;

       Moe.oughtas();
       Curly.nyuks();
}

[PatrickHenry]

'm afraid you've got me stumped ...

Yeah, me too. But thanks for pondering it. I can always use my secretary's machine when I need a spreadsheet. Otherwise, I've got Excel, but I never thought it was worth the bother of learning a new program when I already had one that worked just fine for my needs. I may need to rethink that.

[Squawk 8888]

But some of us are nerds forever

Yep, that's me. I've been a nerd since I was four. My "young whippersnappers" tirades at the office are legendary. A lot of programmers are convinced that I'm full of BS because they're certain that a computer with 16 bytes of RAM, 16 bytes of PROM (128 toggle switches), 8-byte input register (8 toggle switches) and an 8-byte output display (8 light bulbs) cannot possibly be programmed to play chess.

[Squawk 8888]

I sent that to the IT guys at our HQ in the States. Our tech VP is now seriously concerned for their mental health.

[familyop]

"I sent that to the IT guys at our HQ in the States. Our tech VP is now seriously concerned for their mental health."

LOL! Thanks. That's good to know. I purposely wrote it that way so that it can easily be added to. Tell 'em to upgrade it and pass it around. Add Larry and maybe some more data for each of 'em. Split it into the usual files when it's big enough. It's now free for whatever use.