[JustAmy]

Snugs, thank you.

I'm still only working with borders and backgrounds.

While looking for a poem, I remembered that I had saved a rose border. Sometimes you get lucky. :)

[JustAmy]

The husband dies. He had $75,000 to his name.

After everything is done at the funeral home and cemetery, the widow
tells her closest friend that there is none of the $75,000 left.
The widow says, "Well, the funeral cost me $6,500. And of course I made a
donation to the church...that was $500, and I spent another $500 for the
wake, food and drinks, you know. . The rest went for the memorial stone."

The friend says, "$52,500 for the memorial stone? My God, how big is it?"

The widow says, "Four carats."