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Punch Lines without lead up

Posted on 06/11/2005 2:26:04 AM PDT by american_ranger

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To: Rightly Biased

A man decides to join the circus. He shows up to demonstrate his skills to the impresario.

"I have the most unusual act," he announces. "I'm sure it will amaze you." He proceeds to climb a tall tower, and jumps off. He flaps his arms wildly, and finally his fall slows. He soars forward, then swoops upward, turns and swoops back again. Finally he stops in mid air and gently lowers himself to the ground.

The impresario stares blankly at him for a long time.
Finally he says, "Is that all you've got? Bird imitations?"


121 posted on 06/14/2005 7:48:03 AM PDT by Dashing Dasher (To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of FReepers...)
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To: Dashing Dasher

Yep thats the first time I remember seeing it.

I thought Potter told it best.


122 posted on 06/14/2005 7:58:19 AM PDT by Rightly Biased (<><)
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To: Rightly Biased

I thought I did!

;-)



123 posted on 06/14/2005 8:01:46 AM PDT by Dashing Dasher (To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of FReepers...)
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To: Dashing Dasher; yall

LOL

No takers on;

"He said he thinks he knows ya!"


124 posted on 06/14/2005 8:02:54 AM PDT by Rightly Biased (<><)
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To: Rightly Biased

Headed to a meeting - let me think on it and get back to you later today.


125 posted on 06/14/2005 8:06:29 AM PDT by Dashing Dasher (To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of FReepers...)
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Very good - you got it!


126 posted on 06/14/2005 2:14:39 PM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA (Prayers for healing and relief from pain for Cowboy...........)
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