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Posted on 06/10/2005 6:01:56 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance
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To: Fierce Allegiance
What kind of men do I hang with?
Well, the other day at work I was in the predicament of having to lift a very heavy box, and I said to one of the men in my office, "I need a man."
To which he replied, "You've got the wrong woman."
no sh*t.
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posted on
06/10/2005 8:06:58 AM PDT
by
peacebaby
(Hillary Clinton as president of America, over my dead body.)
To: Fierce Allegiance; Dashing Dasher; najida; Jersey Republican Biker Chick
LOL So all of those times that my husband told me that he was out to sea, he was really serving time for heroin possession? The wife is always the last to know.
I'll get even with him though. I have short hair so I'm going to start indulging my "inclinations" while he's gone.
Are any of you ladies interested? ;-)
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posted on
06/10/2005 8:07:02 AM PDT
by
SilentServiceCPOWife
(We are merely players, performers & portrayers, each another's audience outside the gilded cage)
To: Fierce Allegiance
Officers, if I remember correctly, weren't supposed to get them where they were visible. I knew at least one WM Zero that had one where you had to be a "close" friend to see it.
Pleasure to Serve. I was honored they accepted me. Not everyone makes the cut.
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posted on
06/10/2005 8:07:47 AM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(Never underestimate the will of the downtrodden to lie flatter.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
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posted on
06/10/2005 8:08:44 AM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(Never underestimate the will of the downtrodden to lie flatter.)
To: Dead Corpse
Same here!
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posted on
06/10/2005 8:09:56 AM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Ailerons make the world go 'round!)
To: Dashing Dasher; pissant; teenyelliott; All
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posted on
06/10/2005 8:10:16 AM PDT
by
MamaTexan
(God -- Bless and keep our troops ............... past, present, and future!)
To: Fierce Allegiance
Several of my college classmates whom I am still in contact with are officers in the Marines, and many NAVY guys on assignment with the Marines. Very few have tattoos. On one summer cruise I went on as a MIDN 3/C, the big thing was going around to see who'd have the courage to get a tat. One guy on our boat came back proudly with one, and peeled off the bandage to show the classic, cartoonish "MOM" on a heart with an arrow through it.
"Why did you get that?" we all asked him.
"Ah's gonna git mah girl's name tattooed thar, but ah mat break up with har. I ain't nevah gonna break up with muh Mawm."
Classic.
To: MamaTexan
OMG, I have to call my doctor quick, LOL
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posted on
06/10/2005 8:11:07 AM PDT
by
JimWforBush
(A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?)
To: MamaTexan
To: Dead Corpse
A friend that was a tattooist had that on his cards.
He died a few years back from Lyme disease. He got it originally before they knew what Lyme disease was and by the time they found out what it was, it had destroyed his nervous system and he was wheel chair bound.
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posted on
06/10/2005 8:11:28 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: peacebaby
Well, the other day at work I was in the predicament of having to lift a very heavy box, and I said to one of the men in my office, "I need a man." To which he replied, "You've got the wrong woman."
You live in San Francisco, too?
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posted on
06/10/2005 8:11:30 AM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Ailerons make the world go 'round!)
To: SilentServiceCPOWife
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posted on
06/10/2005 8:11:34 AM PDT
by
EX52D
To: Constitution Day
An unfortunate Person -Farting Personality is one who tries to fart but Sh*s instead. A Miserable Person - one who truly enjoys to fart but cannot. A foolish person - is one who suppresses a fart for hours. An Aquatic Person is one who farts in the bath then bursts the bubbles.
To: Dashing Dasher
Most of my fellow coasties were wussbags compared to almost all of the Marines I know. I graduated #1 in my Basic class, and it wasn't as hard as my lacrosse practices. Then again, my lacrosse teams won 102 out of 104 games. (we lost 2 championship games)
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posted on
06/10/2005 8:12:11 AM PDT
by
Fierce Allegiance
(This is not your granddaddy's America...)
To: SilentServiceCPOWife
I'll get even with him though. I have short hair so I'm going to start indulging my "inclinations" while he's gone. WHO-AH! You gonna go to an Indigo Girls concert?
To: MamaTexan
No wonder I've been having trouble reading the tylenol bottle!
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posted on
06/10/2005 8:12:32 AM PDT
by
najida
(Adrenaline, sugar, caffiene and chocolate....breakfast of champions.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
I like this better. "A tattoo is putting a little bit of your inner self on your outer self." Somehow I don't think there are that many people that have barbed wire wrapped around their inner selves... though you'd never know it by the millions that fancy it on their upper arms.
To: EX52D
And I forgot to extend my invitation to you, Sweetie. ;-)
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posted on
06/10/2005 8:12:46 AM PDT
by
SilentServiceCPOWife
(We are merely players, performers & portrayers, each another's audience outside the gilded cage)
To: MamaTexan
...if left untreated, you will go blind I'll probably die too, but I'll die happy!
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posted on
06/10/2005 8:13:11 AM PDT
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Dashing Dasher
(Ailerons make the world go 'round!)
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