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To: L,TOWM
Is'nt chocolate a big part of the way guys get sex from women that are'nt in prison?

I think you're thinking of precious stones and precious metals.

90 posted on 06/08/2005 11:54:21 AM PDT by 1Old Pro
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To: 1Old Pro

I had a date show up once with Hershey Kisses and a packet of Marigold Seeds... it was our first date and he said, he wanted our relationship to grow....


&, it was our last date too.

But, I thought it was original ...


95 posted on 06/08/2005 11:57:50 AM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Ailerons make the world go 'round!)
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To: 1Old Pro

Reminds me of the old joke about the little girl asking her mother:

"Mommy, how do babies get made?"

Mother - "Well, honey, a Daddy puts his seed into a mommy's tummy and that seed grows into a baby."

The little girl thinks about this for a minute and then asks - "Mommy, how does the seed get into your tummy, do you have to swallow it?"

And the mother says, "No, honey, that's not how you get babies, that's how you get jewelry!"


106 posted on 06/08/2005 12:19:02 PM PDT by L,TOWM (Liberals, The Other White Meat [Born in California, Texan by the Grace of God.])
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