Cory Hart's, "I Wear My Sunglasses At Night" comes to mind.
Or how about Samantha Fox and "Touch Me." I suspect that her audience couldn't sing you the chorus to that song to save their lives.
These stories remind me of why we disconnected the t.v. As Groucho Marx once said, "Television is very educational... every time someone turns it on, I go into the other room and read a book."
wasn't his song, "Never Surrender" a hit? i loved that song... he opened for Hall and Oats back in 1984...