[Dinsdale]

Put the seed in the ground and place under a High Pressure Sodium light (on for 18 hours a day).

Water regularly with fertilizer.

Oh, Marinara. Never mind.

[Fierce Allegiance]

Ya gotta go hydroponic, maaaaaan.

[fanfan]

Put the seed in the ground and place under a High Pressure Sodium light (on for 18 hours a day).

Water regularly with fertilizer.

Oh, Marinara. Never mind.

And don't forget to weed out the male baby tomato plants as they will fertilize the female baby tomato plants, and your yield will be lower, and less fragrant.

Don't you just love tomatoes?