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My Mamma Always Told Me...
myself | 6/2/05 | peacebaby

Posted on 06/02/2005 6:23:59 PM PDT by peacebaby

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To: onyx
"be a lady in public, a chef in the kitchen and a harlot in the bedroom."

Your dad sounded like he was a smart man.

41 posted on 06/02/2005 6:45:07 PM PDT by BigSkyFreeper (A Democrat is a Democrat; Liberal a Liberal ; Tiger is a Tiger)
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To: HitmanNY

Sorry!
Dont worry, we wont tell.


42 posted on 06/02/2005 6:45:41 PM PDT by motormouth
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To: motormouth

Well, it's ok - I admit it, but I will say I'm the good kind of Mama's Boy, and not a more cliched 'leser male' type! :-)


43 posted on 06/02/2005 6:47:10 PM PDT by HitmanLV
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To: tomkat
"ok, gotta ask: how'd farming make it into your keywords ??:

You get the prize for being observant!

Because my mother's father told her about her betrothed (my dad): "Honey, he'll never amount to anything 'cause he knows nothing about cows or farming."
44 posted on 06/02/2005 6:48:03 PM PDT by peacebaby (It will take more than a village - to protect America from the Clintons this go-around.)
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To: 26lemoncharlie

“When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason—there’s a reason.”

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.


45 posted on 06/02/2005 6:48:25 PM PDT by sarasotarepublican (Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.)
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To: HitmanNY

Honey, Im sorry, but I dont know if there is a "good kind" of mama's boy..But If there is Im sure youre it.


46 posted on 06/02/2005 6:48:52 PM PDT by motormouth
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To: motormouth

Well, self awareness is a difficult thing... ;-)


47 posted on 06/02/2005 6:50:04 PM PDT by HitmanLV
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To: HitmanNY

Another mammaism re: self-awareness: "Honey, always, ALWAYS, make sure the toilet paper isn't stuck in your pantyhose."


48 posted on 06/02/2005 6:52:05 PM PDT by peacebaby (It will take more than a village - to protect America from the Clintons this go-around.)
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To: HitmanNY

LOL


49 posted on 06/02/2005 6:54:30 PM PDT by motormouth
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To: missyme

WHere one apple falls from the tree, two more are waiting....


50 posted on 06/02/2005 6:56:07 PM PDT by peacebaby (It will take more than a village - to protect America from the Clintons this go-around.)
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To: peacebaby

"Don't cry over spilt milk", and "don't make a mountain out of a molehill."


they have served me well my entire life


51 posted on 06/02/2005 6:56:15 PM PDT by pissant (forget the darn fish!)
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To: pissant

You moonlighting, Pissant?


52 posted on 06/02/2005 6:57:03 PM PDT by peacebaby (It will take more than a village - to protect America from the Clintons this go-around.)
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To: peacebaby

Heading home now. I'm on the west coast remember.

Good thread subject. Have a great night!


53 posted on 06/02/2005 6:58:06 PM PDT by pissant (forget the darn fish!)
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To: onyx

I swear mamma told me to "Always shop A&P Grocery Store."


54 posted on 06/02/2005 6:58:12 PM PDT by peacebaby (It will take more than a village - to protect America from the Clintons this go-around.)
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To: pissant

feed the fish, will ya?


55 posted on 06/02/2005 6:58:43 PM PDT by peacebaby (It will take more than a village - to protect America from the Clintons this go-around.)
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To: peacebaby

will do! ;o)


56 posted on 06/02/2005 6:59:29 PM PDT by pissant (forget the darn fish!)
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To: DocRock

I think I like yours the best. Shall remember it for my daughters.


57 posted on 06/02/2005 7:00:31 PM PDT by peacebaby (It will take more than a village - to protect America from the Clintons this go-around.)
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To: peacebaby
Ok, that gives it context.
Now about that capabara ...


58 posted on 06/02/2005 7:02:32 PM PDT by tomkat
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To: peacebaby
What words of wisdom did your mother or loved one impress upon you?

If wishes were fishes, we'd walk on the sea

Plan for the worst, hope for the best, and if you're lucky, you'll come out somewhere in between

and (the one stupid teenage mistake I made of raising my hand to her):

Bring it on Darlin'....... but you best bring it ALL!

:)

59 posted on 06/02/2005 7:02:35 PM PDT by MamaTexan (I would rather stand with the few who are right than the many who are wrong!)
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To: tomkat

What's this capabara?


60 posted on 06/02/2005 7:04:06 PM PDT by peacebaby (It will take more than a village - to protect America from the Clintons this go-around.)
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