"I" regard toe-licks as a near end to a means... And the ends justify the means token to get to the end of the means...
Hmmmn.
Wait.
That doesn't sound right.
AAAaaaaaaaaarrrgggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Give me a hand here! Ah kneed a step in the right direction...
A leg up, as it were.
A toe hold hold, (Er, knead.)
OMG, you are Dick Morris!