Ha ha!!!
You're a riot.
As soon as my morning chores are done, I'm off to the Antique store! (It's less than a mile away. Close enough to walk if it wasn't across Memorial, which is a vey busy road.)
uncomfortable pressure, fullness, squeezing, pain, or discomfort in the center of the chest that lasts for more than two minutes.
Just "how" uncomfortable do they mean? And what if this has been going on for 2-3 weeks?
I ~think~ I'm just paranoid since I got the cholesterol numbers. But I also have a headache today.
Trouble is, I've gone in before and they've found nothing. Last time I went over to MCV (Medical College of Virginia) and spent the entire day (over 7 hours) having tests to find nothing. That was a few years ago.
So, I think I'm being paranoid.
Still, I fit all the profiles. 47, white male, overweight, high cholesterol and stress out the wazoo.