Heh...I just washed a chicken butt.
One of the meat chicken's backside had gotten really pasted up. So I plopped it down in a bucket of shallow warm water. LOL! Too funny. You woulda thought I was gonna kill it right then, until that warm water hit it's butt! Then it was like "Ahhhh...warm water on the butt is niiiiice!" LOL
Got it all cleaned up, dried it off and put it back in it's pen with a big pile of warm sand...it's happily dusting it's self.
That kind of talk is just going to get the dwarves all riled up.
yuh sure yuh wanna be advertisin' that sorta thing?...
"Ahhhh...warm water on the butt is niiiiice!"
why, yes... yes it is...