[Coleus]

In the episode last week, Sunday, April 30, 2006, they mocked the Catholic Church regarding their rules for birth control. The piece had to do with a pregnant mother with her 6th or 7th child who didn't want to have anymore children so she decided to have her tubes tied while undergoing the C-section. The doctor agreed while they both conspired to NOT tell the husband. She also went on to say that her husband abstained from sex for 2 years until he wanted another child. They tried to make the husband look like a nut-case while also making the church to look foolish, mean to women and out of touch with the modern world.

[Notwithstanding]

Snarky reaction to news that 3rd (or 4th, 6th, 7th, etc.) child is on the way: "You do know how that happens?"

Reply, without skipping a beat: "Oh yes - we enjoy it, don't you?"

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Another version:

Snarky comment: "Don't you have a TV?"

Reply: "Of course we do - but don't you think there are better things to do with your time?"

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Another version:

Snarky comment: "Wow - this is the last one - right?"

Reply: "Why would we stop when each child brings more joy than the last? Why don't you have more?"