Well, I met a lady once from the Fish and Game Dept that might be the perfect match for him.
There was a big ol' rattler hanging around my new colt's pasture. With a garden hoe I convinced it to get into a garbage can for a ride to my barn. There it was moved into a small portable wire cage.
A call to the Fish and Game Dept as to what to do with the snake was answered by, we want it for our live snake display. So a lady Game Warden came by, placed the cage in the floor of her truck and drove off. Everyone was happy and the snake gets to live a long life.
See, there are ladies out there that are not afraid of snakes...........
Around here she would have had to sew his head back on first.
Well I'm not particularly afraid of them, especially the non-poisonous ones, I just have a healthy respect for the dangerous ones. I used to like to play with garter snakes and green snakes and frogs and lizards when I was a little girl. Mama always said I shoulda been a boy. She has a picture of me when I was 3 yrs old and we were down in Florida at that tourist trap called Silver Springs and the man at the reptile show had put a 6ft boa constrictor around my neck. It was so big it drug the ground on both sides. It was cool! So I guess I was warped at an early age.