[carolinacrazy]

"How will taping a casing to my car stop some chick from chasing me around? I actually found that girl in my damn BEDROOM, in my parents house, in some really nice underwear. Had to throw her out. Lost opportunities...LOL"

Calm the FRego brotha. Aint nobody gonna describe the underwear worn by a crazy woman as nice (equivalent as saying, "B*tch stabbed me with a knife, but boy she had good hair!"), and then throw her out.

Go ahead and lie to me again and say you didn't boink her!

[patton]

Not that time, I didn't - I threw her out of the house. Well, I let her get dressed, first. See, my girlfriend (now wife) was due any minute...