[wizardoz]

... you go through more women than a guy with diahrrea goes through rolls of toilet paper! Put a sock in it already!

Considering the analogy you just used, I'm not sure which end you want him to stuff the sock in... ;^)

[derllak]

He can shove it up both ends as far as I'm concerned!
Never could understand why women go gaga over this guy - he's so full of himself, I think he's pathetic!