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To: freebilly
39? Piker! If you're going to get a ticket you might as well go all the way. I recommend next time you go 79 in a school zone while driving under the influence, talking on a cell phone, in an SUV....

Newspaper headline will read: SUV Caught Speeding In School Zone!

22 posted on 05/25/2005 11:17:33 AM PDT by sausageseller (Look out for the jackbooted spelling police. There! Everywhere!(revised cause the "man" accosted me!)
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To: sausageseller

LOL!!!

I don't drive an SUV. I drive a 2000 Buick LeSabre. The officer commented on how he liked our car.


69 posted on 05/25/2005 12:58:40 PM PDT by hsmomx3 (Steelers in '06)
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