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Is Phoebe Bufay A Hire Assassin?
Friends | May 25, 2005 | Righttackle44

Posted on 05/25/2005 9:08:24 AM PDT by righttackle44

Okay. We need a little more silliness to get over the gloom-and-doom that McCain et all heaped upon us.

So, I've been mulling this over: Is Phoebe Bufay a hired assassin?

Consider: She had a troubled childhood. She has never revealed much about herself. She has lived overseas and surprised her friends with that fact. She wants to go to sniper school. She carries around an illegal knife. She once stole official police identification and was willing to use it illegally until she fell for the police detective whose it was. Her apartment keeps burning down. She makes veiled threats then passes them off as jokes.


TOPICS: TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: howthehellisthisnews; phoebe

1 posted on 05/25/2005 9:08:25 AM PDT by righttackle44
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To: righttackle44

Back away from the crack pipe there.


2 posted on 05/25/2005 9:11:30 AM PDT by martin_fierro (_____oooo_( ° ¿ ° )_oooo_____)
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To: righttackle44

No. Phoebe is just a recruiter. Monica is the one who could be transformed into a lethal killing machine.


3 posted on 05/25/2005 9:13:12 AM PDT by wizardoz (Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they AREN'T out to get you.)
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To: righttackle44

This should be in "breaking news"!


4 posted on 05/25/2005 10:03:10 AM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Unthinkably good things can happen, even late in the game.)
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To: righttackle44

Purty funny...


5 posted on 05/25/2005 10:54:39 AM PDT by msp2004
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To: righttackle44

However, don't get Phoebe mixed up with her twin sister. Their mom committed suicide when they were young and they never knew their dad. Perhaps some definite anger going on there.


6 posted on 05/25/2005 11:04:53 AM PDT by fight_truth_decay
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To: righttackle44

Quick reflection: Phoebe's Buffay's famous pseudonym/alter ego was Dr. Regina Filange. That name could surface on the No Fly List!


7 posted on 05/25/2005 11:10:43 AM PDT by fight_truth_decay
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To: righttackle44

And don't forget. She appeared with a guy who never SAID he wasn't Sean Penn, but sure did look like him.


8 posted on 05/25/2005 11:14:16 AM PDT by righttackle44 (The most dangerous weapon in the world is a Marine with his rifle and the American people behind him)
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To: martin_fierro

I am Phoebe Bufay!

9 posted on 05/25/2005 11:16:24 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (WWJD - We Want Jack Daniels!)
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To: righttackle44

Her last name is slurred pig latin for F.B.I.!


10 posted on 05/25/2005 3:53:55 PM PDT by weegee ("Do you want them to write a piece about how great the military is?" Elizabeth Bumiller - NY Times)
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To: righttackle44

Are you talking about a character on a show no one's watched for like five years?


11 posted on 05/25/2005 3:56:14 PM PDT by Xenalyte (End women's suffrage! Hasn't the country suffered enough?)
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