what the heck is the cabbage patch and how can i use it to torture mine?
Only the best goofy dance move on the planet...besides my "lawn mower" or "hedge clipper" or "weed eater." You have your arms straight out in front of you and you rotate your hands parrallelly around in a circle, but there's a body attitude in there that I can't describe. And I do mine REAL nerdly and weird. Then I have my hands go off-sinc of one another in sort of a DOUBLE Cabbage Patch...and faster. I made that "double" one up myself. Heh heh.