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Reuters: Premature ejaculation drug delays climax
Reuters ^ | 5.23.05

Posted on 05/23/2005 10:22:55 AM PDT by ambrose

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1 posted on 05/23/2005 10:22:56 AM PDT by ambrose
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I expected some hilarious comments would be posted here, but was disappointed to see there were none.


2 posted on 05/23/2005 10:24:03 AM PDT by Muzzle_em
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To: ambrose

Surely this, too, will be covered by Medicare & Medicaid.

My tax dollars at work.


3 posted on 05/23/2005 10:27:02 AM PDT by newgeezer (fundamentalist, regarding the Constitution AND the Holy Bible, i.e. words mean things!)
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To: Muzzle_em

The hilarious comments have been delayed three to fourfold...


4 posted on 05/23/2005 10:27:04 AM PDT by stuartcr (Everything happens as God wants it to.....otherwise, things would be different.)
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To: ambrose; TheBigB; pissant
Reuters: Premature ejaculation drug delays climax

Yeah.

But you have to wait 5 years before it's on the market.

< |:)~

5 posted on 05/23/2005 10:27:30 AM PDT by martin_fierro (_____oooo_( ° ¿ ° )_oooo_____)
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To: Muzzle_em; ambrose

Has no one come up with a brand name yet ?

Keepitin ? Climaxin ?


6 posted on 05/23/2005 10:27:32 AM PDT by Sam the Sham
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To: ambrose

"They call this Intravaginal Ejaculatory Latency Time and is timed by giving the man or his sexual partner a stopwatch."

Here he comes, here comes Speed Racer.


7 posted on 05/23/2005 10:28:09 AM PDT by KeyesPlease
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To: Muzzle_em
I expected some hilarious comments would be posted here, but was disappointed to see there were none.

Maybe you looked prematurely. The posters may just be holding back....

8 posted on 05/23/2005 10:28:16 AM PDT by Mannaggia l'America
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To: ambrose

This will have a huge black market among teenage boys.


9 posted on 05/23/2005 10:28:39 AM PDT by newzjunkey (Remind Liberal Cowards Why America Freed Iraq: http://massgraves.info/)
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To: Muzzle_em
It takes me at least five minutes to post hilarious comments.
10 posted on 05/23/2005 10:28:49 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (Relying on government for your retirement is like playing Russian roulette with an semi auto pistol.)
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To: ambrose; newgeezer

How about a "pick up chicks" drug.


11 posted on 05/23/2005 10:29:16 AM PDT by biblewonk (Socialism isn't all bad.)
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To: Muzzle_em

This will devastate the baseball statistics industry! The drugging of America must stop! 8^)


12 posted on 05/23/2005 10:29:54 AM PDT by AngryJawa (Will Work For Ammo)
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To: martin_fierro

how timely of you....

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1408772/posts


13 posted on 05/23/2005 10:30:01 AM PDT by pissant (I've got a headache)
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To: Muzzle_em
Jezuz, can you imagine what you get if you take this "delaying drug" and couple it with one of those drugs that cause "occasional erections lasting longer than 4 hours, while uncommon, do require immediate medical attention?

Hell, you'd have to register yourself as a lethal weapon!

14 posted on 05/23/2005 10:30:04 AM PDT by skimbell
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To: ambrose

A premature ejaculation drug has been around for years. It's called whisky.


15 posted on 05/23/2005 10:30:12 AM PDT by Drew68 (IYAOYAS! Semper Gumby!)
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To: ambrose

I wonder how long this thread is going to last? LOL


16 posted on 05/23/2005 10:30:27 AM PDT by NRA2BFree (Under Construction.)
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To: biblewonk
How about a "pick up chicks" drug.

Already being produced.


17 posted on 05/23/2005 10:30:57 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (Relying on government for your retirement is like playing Russian roulette with an semi auto pistol.)
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To: Drew68
A premature ejaculation drug has been around for years. It's called whisky.

Yup. It's effective, but it really stings. 8^)

18 posted on 05/23/2005 10:31:30 AM PDT by AngryJawa (Will Work For Ammo)
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To: KarlInOhio

It's also a "chick beautification" drug.


19 posted on 05/23/2005 10:31:39 AM PDT by biblewonk (Socialism isn't all bad.)
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To: ambrose
So? Stiletto heels poking you in the kidneys works just as well.
20 posted on 05/23/2005 10:32:05 AM PDT by Pukin Dog (Sans Reproache)
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