The Naughty or Nice Test

queendom ^ | 12/04 | staff

[pissant]

A whole new kind of test! Entertaining yet revealing, the Just-For-Fun Tests give you a quick glimpse into your psyche, sense of right and wrong, and personal quirks.

We dare you to tell the truth!

During a night out, you run into a friend's incredibly attractive ex. They suggest you go out on a date sometime. Do you go for it? o yes o no

[teenyelliott]

Hey, patton, we got the same description.

What kind of shoes are you wearing today?

[Fudd Fan]

A Clockwork Orange! "Singin In The Rain" will never sound the same to me...

[marajade]

Ah. That is one weird movie. I've only seen bits and pieces.

[patton]

I am barefoot

[teenyelliott]

I assumed the test was to be taken as if you were a single person. The majority of the questions would not even apply if you are married!

[Lazamataz]

What kind of shoes are you wearing today?

The usual.

Stilleto pumps.

Red.

[Lazamataz]

See it in it's entirity. Quite good. Some of the premises are dated -- the USSR is penetrating Britain, but it no longer exists -- but if you mentally substitute Islam for USSR, it still works.

[teenyelliott]

Me too.

[pissant]

I scored a 65, which was better than I thought I would!

[Lazamataz]

Dang, and we could have seen it on our first date.

[dread78645]

Your score = 25

"You definitely lean on the nice side of the naughtiness spectrum... especially when it comes to sexual adventures. You haven't indulged in a lot of the risqué activities presented on the test, and feel confident that you would not get swept away by temptation if you should have the opportunity one day. You likely pride yourself on your sense of decency, and try to do the "right thing" rather than act impulsively. This is a wise, mature approach - as long as it doesn't hold you back from having some fun in the bedroom when in a loving, committed relationship. Sometimes being just a little naughty can actually be quite nice!"

Maybe I oughta watch some porn at my parents house?

[Fudd Fan]

LOL! Photos - we want photos!

[pissant]

LOL

[teenyelliott]

Bull. You are far too obnoxiously male to be a cross dresser. Not that that's a bad thing.

[marajade]

Rent Close My Eyes with Clive Owen.

[Ditter]

I liked the drama queen test better.

[dixiechick2000]

"Stilleto pumps.

Red."


I hope they are the strappy kind.
I love the strappy kind.

May I borrow them sometime?

;o)

[Lazamataz]

I know. I just said it for the shock value.

[teenyelliott]

You failed.

We all know you better than that.

[Lazamataz]

I hope they are the strappy kind. I love the strappy kind. May I borrow them sometime?

Sure, if you take a size 15.