[Argh]

HAH!! OK, look at the heading. I need to be fired.

[Argh]

If you get a chance, and if it's possible, and if it's not too much trouble, would you please clean up the mess I made of the title of this thread? Thank you very kindly. I'm going back to bed. With any luck I won't wake up.

[NicknamedBob]

Good Morning!

A vagile use of facile words,
Will bring vagility to our facility,
While the dysphemism for telling a lie,
Involves developing euphonybilhillity.

Panhydrous are my burning eyes,
As is my bulging bladder,
This urine isn’t from the skies,
And saying it is makes me madder.



Now, I’m going to get some coffee, and read that over again. Maybe it will make some sense this time.

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

Though the dems' grip on power is fragile
They're clever and cunning and vagile
When I hear Harry Reid
(How he makes my ears bleed!)
I become quite nostalgic for Daschle

[NicknamedBob]

It would appear our vigilantes are hard pressed to keep up with the vagilantes, especially since the Border Patrol has been caught en flagrante derelicto.

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

Dysphemism is tough to explain
It's a concept that addles the brain
Use a phrase of disfavor
About something you savor
Here's "the old ball and chain" (it's my wife)

[xsmommy]

i am betting marteen shows up with this pic... ; )

[secret garden]

A popular dysphemism for a morbidly obese woman in the South is to call her a Big Ole Girl.

[xsmommy]

thisenterprising young woman sought to have her intended victim finance the vagility ofthe australian hitman. Having her OLD MAN (dyphemism) pay to off himself. a stroke of pure...idiocy ; )

[Texan5]

It's all Greek to me-

The deadlock in the senate and
The 'rats' lack of civility
Seems to be an indication
That their party lacks vagility

They wax sincere and try to sweep
Their lies under the liberal rug
While fat Teddy lurks in the background
Like some large panhygrous slug


They refer to all conservatives
As an extremist right wing breed
It's a product of their delusions-
Just more dysphemism and screed

Did I get it right?

[MortMan]

The vagile barkeep, voluptuous,
Keeps dysphemic geeks panhygrous,
With humor and unmatched vagility,
The keys to her sexy ability,
To keep our pervesions repressed down inside of us!

[hobbes1]

The definition of vagility notwithstandiing it brings to mind the dysphemism for it's more panhygrous sound alike, when viewing the pic on this thread....


http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1406926/posts

[Knitting A Conundrum]

this is a challenging one. I am still thinking if I can get all the words in one piece. I need Coffee!!!!!!

[mikrofon]

Vagility in the search for virility may lead to panhygrosity and subsequent loss of virginity...

[NeoCaveman]

Saying the senior Senator from Massachusetts is a dysphemism for murderous old drunk. The murderous old drunk in a moment of vagility left his passenger more than a bit panhygrous when he went over the bridge.

[martin_fierro]

 1. vagile (from Latin vagus wandering)

free to move about

2. vagility (as above)

the quality or state of being vagile; broadly: the capacity of an organism to compete successfully in the struggle for existence

3. panhygrous (well, it IS Friday)

moist in all parts

I couldn't resist.

[theDentist]

1st?

[Dutchgirl]

The dysphemism of feminism
Makes their proponents less vagile.
Tied up in linguistic paradox,
"Strong Women" with psyches fragile.

Their vaginas' lonely monologues,
May end their movements vagility.
Their's nothing like a whining bint,
To discourage a man's virility.

The hairy armpit lesbians,
Recruit plebes with ears panhygrous.
How stupid do you have to be,
To call feminism progress?

[tomkat]

All your posting fubar are belong to us

[tioga]

While the media continues to promote the vagility of hillary's presidential aspirations, the ever vagile bj wanders the globe hitting on panhygrous bimbos while evading the old battle-axe.