Hunks of Country Music

My head | 05/18/05 | Dashing Dasher and Associates

[Dashing Dasher]

Let's take a look at the Sexiest Men of County Music -- or as we like to call them Hunks!

1. Tim McGraw........OOOLAALAA!!!

2. Toby Keith......hubba hubba

3. Kenny Chesney

4. Alan Jackson

5. Keith Urban.... Grrrr....

6. Jimmy Buffett

7. George Strait

8. Clint Black

9. Trace Adkins

10. Kenny Rogers

11. Troy Gentry of Montgomery Gentry

12. Joe Nichols

13. Gary Allan

14. Brad Paisley

15. Blake Shelton

16. Josh Gracin

17. Daryl Worley

18. The lead singer in Rascal Flatts - Gary Levox, I believe.

19. Randy Travis

20. Kris Kristofferson

I would also like to nominate Willie Nelson as the ugliest man in Country Music.

[Choose Ye This Day]

THIS if for not including me on your list!

(Just kidding, and no offense)

But even though he's gone, Johnny was the real thing. These prettyboys of today are NOTHING compared to the Man in Black.

[Argh]

Don't do it, Larry! Next thing you know, she'll want an orgasm or something!

[Larry Lucido]

Do I get to join the mile-high club? :-)

And, no, that's not me, just my body-double.

[Larry Lucido]

Next thing you know, she'll want an orgasm or something!

And that concerns me, how?

[Argh]

Whew! You're safe.

[Dashing Dasher]

Some of us never forget....

"Wimmen have orgasms? --- ARGH"

[Choose Ye This Day]

The Logic of Female Orgasms

[Argh]

You and your mammary memory.

[Choose Ye This Day]

"Thanks for the mammaries" --oops. Scratch that.

[Dashing Dasher]

I never forget...

Mammories, light the corners of my mind.... misty, watercolor mammories - of the way we were.......

[Dashing Dasher]

If women didn't have orgasms, you wouldn't either.

If you know what I mean....

;-)

[Argh]

That's what started this whole thing. I merely pointed out later I'd been pulling some freeperette's leg and some clever puppy of a freeper pointed out that wasn't the way to get the job done...

[Argh]

:^)

[Argh]

We must have a lot in common, that's how I always heard that song.

[missyme]

You coming to Vegas! hope so!

[Dashing Dasher]

Mile High Club Darwin Award Winners.

http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin1994-19.html

[January24th]

1. Tim McGraw...poser, but kinda handsome (bald)

2. Toby Keith...extremely huggable, to-die-for grin

3. Kenny Chesney - soooo gay.

4. Alan Jackson -- milquetoast, lousy songwriter (bald)

5. Keith Urban.... a bit metro, but handsome (gonna be bald)

6. Jimmy Buffett - has-been hanger-on to the country scene

7. George Strait - damn straight! Yowrrr!

8. Clint Black - be still my heart!!

9. Trace Adkins - overcompensating for sumthin'

10. Kenny Rogers - as gay as Roy Clark

11. Troy Gentry of Montgomery Gentry - butch gay

12. Joe Nichols - get a haircut! Not bad.

13. Gary Allan - rowrrrr! but sings like a whiney boy

14. Brad Paisley - too purty, but lovable

15. Blake Shelton - get a haircut, dammit!

16. Josh Gracin - not bad

17. Daryl Worley - awooooo! yeah!

18. The lead singer in Rascal Flatts - metrosexual, whiney

19. Randy Travis - his voice is ultry-seductive, his looks...startling.

20. Kris Kristofferson - ???? WTF??? I mean, BARF!

[Dashing Dasher]

We'd either get along like two peas in a pod - or kill each other in ten minutes.

[Dashing Dasher]

You don't like my list - make your own.

[Argh]

I'm a lover not a fighter. We'd be peaing in the pod.

So to speak...