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How to Wear a Miniskirt
Thread ^ | 5/13/05 | staff

Posted on 05/17/2005 12:18:46 PM PDT by pissant

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VERY IMPORTANT stuff here!
1 posted on 05/17/2005 12:18:46 PM PDT by pissant
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To: pissant
Being a guy, I don't think this article was meant for me, but, when I read...
For those with long lean tanned limbs, stop reading. You can wear it with trainers and flat shoes and nothing else.
...I was forced to wonder if the omission of the blouse was deliberate or a treat for us guys.
2 posted on 05/17/2005 12:24:32 PM PDT by JAWs
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To: JAWs

Yes, that look would definitely work!


3 posted on 05/17/2005 12:25:59 PM PDT by pissant (Dead Terrorists are a good thing)
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You don’t even have to have shaved your legs today to get away with the good ole nude fishnet tights look.

You can say that again.

4 posted on 05/17/2005 12:27:12 PM PDT by Nonstatist
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To: pissant

That's a ton of information that I will never ever need.


5 posted on 05/17/2005 12:28:04 PM PDT by An Old Marine
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To: Nonstatist

They don't bother with such tivialities in much of europe!


6 posted on 05/17/2005 12:28:15 PM PDT by pissant (Dead Terrorists are a good thing)
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To: An Old Marine

I hope not!


7 posted on 05/17/2005 12:29:25 PM PDT by pissant (Dead Terrorists are a good thing)
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To: pissant

Yeah, but there definitely has to be a weight limit!!


8 posted on 05/17/2005 12:32:45 PM PDT by seawolf101
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"How To Wear A Mini-Skirt"

First rule: Make sure your name isn't Mad Maddie Notbright, and you aren't sitting on a stage, legs crossed, with your thunder thighs showing to the world in all their "glory."

I never thought I would say this, but as an American I am grateful that the Hildebeast prefers to wear pants as she roams the world and the Senate making a nuisance of herself.


9 posted on 05/17/2005 12:35:26 PM PDT by Cecily
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To: seawolf101

LOL


10 posted on 05/17/2005 12:36:42 PM PDT by pissant (Dead Terrorists are a good thing)
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To: Cecily

Thanks for conjuring up memories of Maddie! Yikes!


11 posted on 05/17/2005 12:37:12 PM PDT by pissant (Dead Terrorists are a good thing)
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To: pissant; Hi Heels
real cute in flats and trainers.

Flats and a mini-skirt. Yeah, in the 80's.

Short skirt=high heels. Period.

12 posted on 05/17/2005 12:37:12 PM PDT by MotleyGirl70
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nothing worse than Fidgetters and Skirt Puller-Downers, up there with Boob Tube Puller-Uppers

If this is such a big problem, why not switch 'em up in the first place and save the trouble...

13 posted on 05/17/2005 12:37:31 PM PDT by SeamusVA
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To: MotleyGirl70

I'm in love!


14 posted on 05/17/2005 12:37:52 PM PDT by pissant (Dead Terrorists are a good thing)
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To: SeamusVA

good idea


15 posted on 05/17/2005 12:38:31 PM PDT by pissant (Dead Terrorists are a good thing)
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To: pissant

I'd wear fishnets, but I'd be afraid of Greenpeace trying to free my thighs. Sigh......


16 posted on 05/17/2005 12:44:12 PM PDT by Millee (So you're a feminist......isn't that cute??)
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To: Cecily

Ewww...Hildebeast in any kind of skirt is just wrong on so many levels. With those cankles and all.


17 posted on 05/17/2005 12:48:36 PM PDT by MotleyGirl70
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"The new fashion trend of loosenesslooks great with short skirts. An off the shoulder top or ruched neckline creates a loose silhouette that counters the smallness of the skirt below. Tight skirt and tight top can look a bit, well…"

Add a wide belt, and you have my outfit from 8th grade (1987ish)


18 posted on 05/17/2005 12:52:20 PM PDT by Hoodlum91 (Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Ben Franklin)
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To: MotleyGirl70; pissant
FLATS AND A MINI-SKIRT????!?!??? HAVE THEY LOST THEIR MINDS???

I've been known to wear heels with shorts. Article was obviously written by a feminist.

19 posted on 05/17/2005 12:55:19 PM PDT by Hi Heels (Guns kill and cause crime? Dang, mine must be malfunctioning....)
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To: pissant

At 36, I will NEVER wear a miniskirt again, or a bikini for that matter.

3 children will really destroy a woman's body.


20 posted on 05/17/2005 12:57:48 PM PDT by conservativebabe
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