Posted on 05/17/2005 7:39:33 AM PDT by zaxxon
Woman Beats Rap For Boyfriend's Sex Injury
Appeals Court Says Girlfriend Not Liable
POSTED: 9:31 am EDT May 17, 2005
BOSTON -- Make love at your own risk. That's the gist of a ruling from a Massachusetts state appeals court.
A man only identified as John Doe in court papers sued a former lover. He contended the woman suddenly changed positions during sex, fracturing his you-know-what.
The man had emergency surgery in September 1994 and says he's been unable to satisfactorily perform since.
The court papers say he hasn't responded to medication or counseling.
The appeals court ruled the woman isn't legally responsible for her boyfriend's injuries. A lawyer for the man said they may file an appeal.
Copyright 2005 by The Associated Press
Did the earth move for you too?
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!
Shouldn't this have been posted under "breaking"?
obviously she was hoping for some additional swelling.
This thread's probably on probation already.
No, but the expandable tissues, when in the expanded state, can be ruptured. Emergency surgery is required.
I love the opening sentence!
Ant, Another one for you!
John Doe - appropriate name; female deer don't have you-know-whats.
Been there, done that, hurt a little, but still works fine. Can't imagine what way she shifted to damage it that much to require a lawsuit? sheesh...
I hear she suddenly fell out of the spinning basket.
No wonder they call Bill Clinton the bent one. When you speak of suddenly changing positions, wait until the '08 campaign, and see the trail of broken dicks when Hillary starts changing positions!
There's a Counrty & Western "hit" song in the midst of this story. We just have to wait for someone to write it.
As I say everytime that face is posted ...
you need to be slapped ... HARD.
No but the material inside can be torn, and once the scar tissue forms it can cause disfiguring characteristics...You can look it up at medical sites...
Walrus do have a bone in their penis. If you lived in Arctic waters you wouldn't be able to get it up otherwise. The walrus' member is called an "usuk" and a search on the web will divulge some penetrating articles!
LOL
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