Did Jessica Simpson use a Butt double?

MSNBC ^ | 5/11/05 | Jeanette Walls

[pissant]

Jessica Simpson’s rep is blasting a report that she used a butt double in the “Dukes of Hazzard,” calling it “absurd.” “The word on the set was: ‘Jessica’s butt is too flat. We need a rounder, sexier rear end, and someone with better legs,’” a source tells the forthcoming issue of Star magazine. The story is “not true — it’s all Jessica,” her rep tells the Scoop. . . .

Meanwhile, Pam Anderson is denying rumors that she turned down the role in “Desperate Housewives” that went to Teri Hatcher because she refused to dye her hair dark. The “Stacked” star told “Jimmy Kimmel Live” that such buzz was bunk. . . . Russell Crowe is like a force of nature — and not always a co-operative one, according to Ron Howard, who directed the moody actor in “Cinderella Man.” “Directing Russell is like shooting on a tropical island,” Howard told the Sydney Herald Sun. “The weather is going to change several times a day, but you’re shooting there for a reason. Sometimes those dark clouds are just what you need. And sometimes you wish it would stop raining so you can do the sunny scene.’”

[pissant]

I'd say, but I don't want the thread to get pulled.

[Finger Monkey]

I believe that's a scene from taming of the shrew.

Are you, dog, calling me a shrew?

[pissant]

They are kinda cute, for a rodent...

[Finger Monkey]

Yes, they are very cute, but that's not the point . . .

[pissant]

The taming part is correct...

[Finger Monkey]

No man has EVER tamed me. Thus my singleness.

[Osage Orange]

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes sparkle?

A: Shine a flashlight in her ear.

[pissant]

Just dated wimps, apparently that couldn't handle ya.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Dunno. Sounds like hogwash to me.

[Finger Monkey]

Nope, wimps do not appeal to me. Dated several muscular idiots though. Come to think of it, they were mental wimps. Point conceded.

[cyborg]

She could use some more meat back there...but shame on you for posting her pic.

[cyborg]

[pissant]

Unfortunately, there's only one Pissant. And he's taken. So you will have to see if another is available who could handle you with ease.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

She could use some more meat back there...

Very true.

My anaconda don't want....aw nevermind.

And shame on you for posting a Helen Thomas pic. Gahhhhh! That's just nasty. Now I gotta go gouge out my eyeballs.

[Finger Monkey]

I'm working on that.

[pissant]

What you do that fer?

[StoneColdGOP]

Thanks for posting this.

[pissant]

Thank enterprise for doing the heavy liftin.

[StoneColdGOP]

Thanks indeed, and keep up the good work.

[cyborg]

Jessica Simpson is okay actually but I can easily believe that hollyweird would use a butt double. They're superficial. Now if Jessica Simpson put on some weight on her end, the stories about her needing to lose weight would be neverending.