Did Jessica Simpson use a Butt double?

MSNBC ^ | 5/11/05 | Jeanette Walls

[pissant]

Jessica Simpson’s rep is blasting a report that she used a butt double in the “Dukes of Hazzard,” calling it “absurd.” “The word on the set was: ‘Jessica’s butt is too flat. We need a rounder, sexier rear end, and someone with better legs,’” a source tells the forthcoming issue of Star magazine. The story is “not true — it’s all Jessica,” her rep tells the Scoop. . . .

Meanwhile, Pam Anderson is denying rumors that she turned down the role in “Desperate Housewives” that went to Teri Hatcher because she refused to dye her hair dark. The “Stacked” star told “Jimmy Kimmel Live” that such buzz was bunk. . . . Russell Crowe is like a force of nature — and not always a co-operative one, according to Ron Howard, who directed the moody actor in “Cinderella Man.” “Directing Russell is like shooting on a tropical island,” Howard told the Sydney Herald Sun. “The weather is going to change several times a day, but you’re shooting there for a reason. Sometimes those dark clouds are just what you need. And sometimes you wish it would stop raining so you can do the sunny scene.’”

[pissant]

you wish. I'm alpha, but there's plenty of betas for you to choose from. ;o)

[Finger Monkey]

I do not want to dominate a beta.

I only dominate real men.

[pissant]

good luck.

[cyborg]

No brasserie... no class that girl.

[pissant]

Hey, at least she's not topless on a scooter! ;o)

[Finger Monkey]

You are on, mister.

Let the games begin.

[cyborg]

Yeah but I wouldn't walk a red carpet in a white dress with no bra :O)

[pissant]

you'd be the only celeb with one. ;o)

[cyborg]

LOL!

[pissant]

You sure talk a rough game. But the score will be quite lopsided! ;o)

[Osage Orange]

Is that some sort of straight-jacket?

[MozarkDawg]

Meanwhile, Pam Anderson is denying rumors that she turned down the role in “Desperate Housewives” that went to Teri Hatcher because she refused to dye her hair dark.

This is just stoopid ... everyone knows Pamela would not have to "dye her hair dark" -- it already is. She dyes it BLONDE.

[Finger Monkey]

Care to "arm" wrestle?

[pissant]

prefer abu ghraib wrestling....

[Finger Monkey]

Ah, da panties on the head.

The waist band is quite handy for wrapping around one's neck.

[JoeSixPack1]

If it is, it ain't working!! :-)

[Finger Monkey]

Or did you mean, pile of naked men ?

[pissant]

BD with collar. PA with leash.

[pissant]

I thought she had a wig.

[gopwinsin04]

Speaking of Ashlee...you know the rules!