Apologies to all. This is a hoax. I received the questionable link in an email from a co-worker. Sorry for wasting everyone's time!
A laugh on a Monday is a gift, thanks for posting it.
I have a bad cold, my home AC broke down, my watch stopped working, and I left my water hose on to my koi pond and killed them all. So thanks.
Why would you think this is a waste of time? It's hilarious!
Don't be sorry... This is great stuff, especially for Monday!
None needed for me. I got this today myself. I was about to post it too.
Thank God I did a search - and thank you for using the "original title."