Guess I'll be the odd one here: I love Woody Allen films! Just about all of them.
I haven't seen "Melinda and Melinda" yet, but I will, and I'm sure it will be better than "House of Wax" and 90% of the other movies out now. . .
"House of Wax" is not a movie. It is a star vehicle for the Hollywood entertainment machine.
Completely disposable. Take one old title which has been shot several times, add some people from People, get a song by some flash in the pan artist so you can air the "trailer" (er video) on MTV around the clock...