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Want a Rock? Get Your Chicken On
Fox News ^ | 5/13/05 | Jennifer D'Angelo

Posted on 05/13/2005 5:55:14 AM PDT by pissant

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I think it was really the Viagra seasoning that tipped the scales!
1 posted on 05/13/2005 5:55:14 AM PDT by pissant
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Maybe I should get that recipe. And use it VERY sparingly...


2 posted on 05/13/2005 5:56:58 AM PDT by Hoodlum91 (Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Ben Franklin)
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Do you have a victim, er I mean boyfriend, to use it on at this time?


3 posted on 05/13/2005 6:02:01 AM PDT by pissant (Dead Terrorists are a good thing)
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Gez. We guys are really dumb. One good meal and we want to get married. Like she's ever going to make it again.
4 posted on 05/13/2005 6:04:54 AM PDT by mad puppy ( "He's with me!" And I'm with W.)
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the way to the man's heart is through his stomach. but to keep a man you must be a lady in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom!


5 posted on 05/13/2005 6:05:28 AM PDT by mistress_of_tantra (There are two sides to every story then there is the truth...I fight for the truth)
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My wife snagged me with her her pasta sauce. I cook better chicken than she does!


6 posted on 05/13/2005 6:09:56 AM PDT by pissant (Dead Terrorists are a good thing)
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To: mistress_of_tantra

The whore in the bedroom is OK as long as there's not a line of "Johns" waiting outside the door. ;o)


7 posted on 05/13/2005 6:10:49 AM PDT by pissant (Dead Terrorists are a good thing)
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well you don't like compitetion hahahaha


8 posted on 05/13/2005 6:15:48 AM PDT by mistress_of_tantra (There are two sides to every story then there is the truth...I fight for the truth)
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Exactly.

I was on a cruise ship (honeymoon) years ago watching some silly game being played with the passengers, asking embarrasing questions and stuff like that.

The question: if trapped on a island would you rather have a Nun or a hooker with you? This older man sat there for probably 15 seconds in complete silence with 100's of people waiting. Then said: Nun by day, hooker by night.

The place just erupted. Well, the guys did.


9 posted on 05/13/2005 6:16:18 AM PDT by mad puppy ( "He's with me!" And I'm with W.)
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Gez. We guys are really dumb. One good meal and we want to get married. Like she's ever going to make it again.

No kidding, men should really hold out until they know if she can also do a decent beef roast and pork chops with mushroom gravy.

Always check out the recipe and cookbook selection, if she hain't got one or it's skinny, well chances are the chicken was a flash in the pan event.

10 posted on 05/13/2005 6:16:44 AM PDT by Valpal1 (Crush jihadists, drive collaborators before you, hear the lamentations of their media. Allahu FUBAR!)
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"it's skinny, well chances are the chicken was a flash in the pan event."

never trust a skinny cook hahaha


11 posted on 05/13/2005 6:21:40 AM PDT by mistress_of_tantra (There are two sides to every story then there is the truth...I fight for the truth)
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"No kidding, men should really hold out until they know if she can also do a decent beef roast and pork chops with mushroom gravy."

I'd also suggest you go to your potential mother-in-laws house for dinner a time or two. If she can't cook, or won't, run and don't look back. If her dad is neither fat nor happy, well, that might be a concern too.


12 posted on 05/13/2005 6:21:59 AM PDT by mad puppy ( "He's with me!" And I'm with W.)
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My late wife snagged me with her enjoyment of doing housecleaning. She was a good cook – but refused to bake or try anything fancy. If we invited someone over for dinner and wanted to impress, I did the cooking. She did the cleanup afterward.


13 posted on 05/13/2005 6:30:27 AM PDT by R. Scott (Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink.)
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I'd rather cook than clean, that's for darn sure. Of course having my wife do both ain't bad either!


14 posted on 05/13/2005 6:32:00 AM PDT by pissant (Dead Terrorists are a good thing)
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now a days most women don't know how to cook thanks to the microwave....


15 posted on 05/13/2005 6:35:09 AM PDT by mistress_of_tantra (There are two sides to every story then there is the truth...I fight for the truth)
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One advantage of being a good cook – it is a skill that’s rapidly fading in the Age of Fast Food. It’s so appreciated that women will be happy to do a good cleanup after a really good meal.
The first time a couple of Sheryl’s girlfriends tried my chicken tetrazini they all jumped in on the cleanup (the whole apartment, not just the kitchen) – after ordering the men to go to the local watering hole to shoot pool, watch the dancing girls and drink beer. When we returned they had not only cleaned the entire apartment but also cleaned out the Budweiser and Jack.


16 posted on 05/13/2005 6:38:33 AM PDT by R. Scott (Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink.)
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"ordering the men to go to the local watering hole to shoot pool, watch the dancing girls and drink beer".
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LOL. I particularily liked this part!


17 posted on 05/13/2005 6:44:15 AM PDT by pissant (Dead Terrorists are a good thing)
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So did we.


18 posted on 05/13/2005 11:49:27 AM PDT by R. Scott (Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink.)
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I didn't cook for my husband before we were married.

It did the trick.

19 posted on 05/13/2005 12:43:42 PM PDT by trisham ("Live Free or Die," General John Stark, July 31, 1809)
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Best not to demonstrate the inability to boil an egg! ;o)


20 posted on 05/13/2005 12:47:18 PM PDT by pissant (Dead Terrorists are a good thing)
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