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To: pissant

the way to the man's heart is through his stomach. but to keep a man you must be a lady in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom!


5 posted on 05/13/2005 6:05:28 AM PDT by mistress_of_tantra (There are two sides to every story then there is the truth...I fight for the truth)
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To: mistress_of_tantra

The whore in the bedroom is OK as long as there's not a line of "Johns" waiting outside the door. ;o)


7 posted on 05/13/2005 6:10:49 AM PDT by pissant (Dead Terrorists are a good thing)
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To: mistress_of_tantra

Exactly.

I was on a cruise ship (honeymoon) years ago watching some silly game being played with the passengers, asking embarrasing questions and stuff like that.

The question: if trapped on a island would you rather have a Nun or a hooker with you? This older man sat there for probably 15 seconds in complete silence with 100's of people waiting. Then said: Nun by day, hooker by night.

The place just erupted. Well, the guys did.


9 posted on 05/13/2005 6:16:18 AM PDT by mad puppy ( "He's with me!" And I'm with W.)
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