Posted on 05/13/2005 5:31:52 AM PDT by Slip18
Friday, May 13, 2005
In order that we might all raise the level of discourse and expand our language abilities, here is the daily post of “word for the day”. Rules: Everyone must leave a post using the “word of the day”; in a sentence. The sentence must, in some way, relate to the news of the day.
Dodgeball Day!
Subbie Slip has given her whip, handcuffs and legcuffs to xs today.
The rest of the stuff is locked up in my drawer. I’m just letting all the new students know that we behave as if we were ladies and gentlemen in here. Those two words “as if” can get you an A if you make the subbie laugh.
then you need to be praying for wives not grandbabies at this stage!
This reinforces my theory that television more than anything else is responsible for the low birth rates in the west.
No ma'am. Just leftover recruit training, Ma'am. (and my dad was an army type dad)
remember dubs when you used to call me ma'am? bc you thought it irked me? i am kind of liking it now!
That would be Sheets, not Foghorn Leghorn, he retired.
Si, senora....
oh that's right, i am mixing up my old halfdead suthren men!
Then i will stop. Sorry.
see you catch on quick. this is all about reverse psychology in this class. NEVER, and i mean NEVER, show your weakness. Patton, learned that lesson the other day. he let slip his monster ego, and the girls in this class hopped on it and pummelled him mercilessly for it. you have to always be on your guard.
A+++ ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough, ain't no river wide enough.... /marvin gaye& tammy terrell
OK. I usually try to use my e-mail WOTD in combination with this one, but I don't have the patience to read 150 posts, so if I'm not in the first 20, I ususally don't post. Besides, your students are all so bright, i feel looked over.
Home before 5 and with some nice fresh asparagus to go with my steaks and baked potatoes for dinner, and some money, no less-it is a good day!
Does Hillary ever wonder why
She makes people's teeth itch
Or why some in the 'rat party
Think she's a contumacious bitch
She's trying to re-invent herself-
Now as a conservative she's posin'-
So let's all get some popcorn and watch
Her reaction to David Rosen
Will she treat him to some racial slurs
Like when she lived in the white house
Or will she throw an ashtray at his head
Like she did to her philandering spouse?
Will she she try to put on her nice act
And smile with consummate skill
Or will she greet him with "f*** you" like
The SS says she did to Bill?
SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I DO NOT think you want him looking for you...
Not going there..............
your homework is ...spicier at the end of the day ; ) A+++ good for you getting cash AND a nice dinner!
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