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Giant Wiener Stolen
Fox News ^ | 5/12/05

Posted on 05/12/2005 3:49:48 PM PDT by llevrok

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To: llevrok

***A South Carolina man would like his enormous wiener returned.***

Did anyone ask his wife how she felt about the whole thing?


21 posted on 05/13/2005 2:57:47 AM PDT by Gamecock (We are not saved by faith, but by the object of our faith.)
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To: Gamecock

APB out on Frank Furter


22 posted on 05/13/2005 3:29:17 AM PDT by doosee
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To: Hi Heels

You have a fixation on wienie stories.

Gotta run.

Later


23 posted on 05/13/2005 5:19:32 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Caution. Contents under pressure.)
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To: teenyelliott
I am ashamed to admit that I know who that is.

These days you don't have to watch porn to know who he is! He's treated like he was the dad on an old sitcom or something.

24 posted on 05/13/2005 6:57:15 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback ("Slippery slope? Try cliffdiving."--Freeper Crazieman comments on the post-Terri world.)
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He's treated like he was the dad on an old sitcom or something

That is so true, and very funny. I do not watch porn, and never have. Yet I know who that ugly guy is. Eewwww. Thanks, MSM.

25 posted on 05/13/2005 8:36:39 AM PDT by teenyelliott (Soylent green is made of liberals...)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

oh sure, hit and run.....


26 posted on 05/13/2005 10:57:02 AM PDT by Hi Heels (Guns kill and cause crime? Dang, mine must be malfunctioning....)
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To: llevrok

I'm reminded of my very favorite polka, Who Stole the Kischka?


Who Stole the Kishka
(Trad.)

Someone stole the kishka
Someone stole the kishka
Who stole the kishka,
from the butcher's shop?
Who stole the kishka?
Who stole the kishka?
Who stole the kishka?
Someone call the cops!

Fat and round and firmly packed
It was hanging on the rack
Someone stole the kishka
When I turned my back
Who stole the kishka?
Who stole the kishka?
Who stole the kishka?
Someone bring it back!

Someone stole the kishka
Someone stole the kishka
Who stole the kishka,
from the butcher shop?
Who stole the kishka?
Who stole the kishka?
Who stole the kishka?
Someone call the cops!

Yusef found the kishka
Yusef found the kishka
Yusef found the kishka
And he hung it on the rack.
He found the kishka
He found the kishka
He found the kishka
Yusef brought it back
Heeeeeyyyyyyyy
Hey!
huh-huh-huh-huh


27 posted on 05/13/2005 11:00:04 AM PDT by Petronski (Pope Benedict XVI: A German Shepherd on the Throne of Peter)
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