EX-'IDOL' CLAIMS PAULA ABDUL 'DISTINGUISHING CHARACTERISTIC'

Drudgereport ^ | 5/11/2005 | Drudgereport

[redrunner]

Former AMERICAN IDOL contestant Corey Clark says he can prove his sex claims with Judge Paula Abdul -- by identifying a " distinguishing characteristic" on Abdul's body, the DRUDGE REPORT can reveal... MORE... A top source close to the beleaguered IDOL judge call Clark's claim an 'outrageous violation of privacy'... MORE...

[TheBigB]

Stern's interview will be on tonight on E! during Prime Time (I am assuming sans strippers)

Well, why should we watch, then? :o)

[JFC]

I agree Corey Clark is a misguided wanta be. Paula earned hers, and personally, I like her.

[riri]

Does anyone else think she looks like Cornelius' wife from Planet of the Apes?

[subterfuge]

I hate to break it to everybody (well, not really) but Abdul and the punk, (and the show) are loving the publicity.

Its all a stunt for the American Idol Karaoke crowd. Remember, the only bad publicity to these people is NO publicity.

Seriously. I actually saw a Paula Abdul video on TV the other day. Please. Its an orchestrated "scandal" that they're going to ride as long as they can drag it out.

[Ranxerox]

Paula was sedated, either with drugs or alcohol...or both.

I don't know why I know this, but I think she has an old neck injury from her cheerleading days that causes her a great deal of pain. If so, I'm sure she eats pain killers and muscle relaxants like candy.

[willyboyishere]

Yes, this guy IS the classic "15 minutes of Fame" type, but he is an ENTIRELY NEW VARIETY. He got passed by for his original fifteen minutes (lost the competition long ago),
but now is re-asserting himself onto the cresting wave of American Idol's popularity to re-claim that never-was 15 minutes.

[willyboyishere]

Whoops, sorry, saw the name "billygoatgruff" and thought you were male, thereby affording me the oppy to make a tacky joke. BTW, I was in the play "3 Billygoats Gruff" in grammar school. I think I was one of the trolls. I can still smell the "make-up" of cold cream with coffee grounds
applied on top of it to simulate a grizzled 5 day growth of beard.....but that's neither here nor there......

[prophetic]

I'd guess that the 'DISTINGUISHING CHARACTERISTIC' is that she has 2 breasts and other organs unique to female humans?

[zarf]

She has Corey Hart's name atooed on her arse?

[Nam Vet]

Just heard from another FReeper that an artist painting J-LO was using a brush for the top and a roller for the bottom.

Nam Vet

[real saxophonist]

Actually, Drudge auto-refreshes, so it's easier.

Didn't know that. I don't bother with Drudge because I know everything he posts will be posted here within 0.5 seconds. At least three times. 8~)

[mhking]

OK, so she's got a tatoo of a what on her butt?

[Cyber Liberty]

Sounds like another Kentucky Fried Chicken special-bucket o' chicken joke is on the way....

[catonsville]

Hey, Paula got lucky, but why this low class, untalented schmuck. We are not talking Brad Pitt here.

[Jaysun]

It was Paula Jones, not Monica Lweinski, the girl who single handedly made the name "Monica" an absolute no-no for Jewish couples who're trying to think of names for their female children and who made "Lewinski" the common name for a cerain oral sexual practice.

Thanks for clearing that up. I wasn't sure which one of his victims made that contribution, there's so damned many ya know.

[stuartcr]

If a third rate show mesmerizes America...what would a first rate show do??

[ken5050]

FYI..for tonite.

[theDentist]

Something bends to the left?

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

I believe she has some kind of illness, can't remember the name.

Severe, chronic pain due to a back injury.

[colorcountry]

I made a necklace once out of flip-top can rings...it looked a lot like this outfit of Paula's...could it be???

(that ages me doesn't it?)