Everyonce ina while the 'little guy' wins one: Sorry it is a semi long tale.

To try and make a very long story a little shorter :)
In a rare instance of justice some complete b*stard just may get his comeuppance.
While riding my Mt. Bike to the computer store this PM, a black GMC Jimmy (or is that a Jimmy of color?)
came up behind me and the passenger leaned out and smacked me right on the ass
I was wearing a backpack so I'm sure that's why he picked that particular target, unless he was having a Barney Frank moment.
I was on the shoulder of a very busy road in the shopping district of town and naturally swerved into traffic after being struck,
I was very lucky not to have been run over.
I did get a most excellent description of the assailant (he looked like the president of the local Eminem fan club), the vehicle
and even a partial plate. I also managed to see the road he turned into, after he slowed down to mock me again.
I called the local constabulary and the young officer was FREAKING PISSED over this assault!
I rode my bike around looking for the truck but the officer found it tucked behind an apartment complex on the very road I saw him turn into.
When he called the owner on his cell, the owner started off with "What the f**** are you calling me for?" are claimed that he didn't know who was driving his car and that "you don't have f***ing sh** on me any ways" and claimed to be on the other side of town, as well as throwing in a whole bunch of "F*** you"'s on top of it, and then hung up on the officer. (It actually went on for much longer). The officer has pretty much declared a Jihad on this idiots ass. "I want to nail this a****le so bad" he stated.
Hopefully this hambone will learn his lesson!

You shoulda worn an ass helmet.

2 posted on 05/10/2005 7:09:30 PM PDT by Cagey (These pretzels are making me thirsty.)

How in the world did he get the guy's cell phone number?

I hope the officer keeps a close eye on this jerk.

3 posted on 05/10/2005 7:10:24 PM PDT by texasflower ("America's vital interests and our deepest beliefs are now one." President George W. Bush 01/20/05)

He ran the guys plate number. Cell phone numbers are no longer invisible to police. At least not up here in New Hampshire.

4 posted on 05/10/2005 7:21:26 PM PDT by Brainhose (THINK OF THE KITTENS!)

I agree. After going to the police department tomorrow PM to file an official report, I'm heading straigh down to my fave bike shop and buy the best damned ass helmet that money can buy :)
Or perhaps I'll have to invent it!
Visit: www.ass-helmet.com for all your ass helmet needs :)

5 posted on 05/10/2005 7:28:59 PM PDT by Brainhose (THINK OF THE KITTENS!)

Thanks. That's good. I didn't know they could do that.

6 posted on 05/10/2005 7:34:18 PM PDT by texasflower ("America's vital interests and our deepest beliefs are now one." President George W. Bush 01/20/05)

Hahaha Very good reply.

I do quite a bit of cycling on the road and I totally understand your anger. I hope that cop makes this guy's life miserable.

7 posted on 05/11/2005 3:37:45 AM PDT by Cagey (These pretzels are making me thirsty.)

Be careful that someone doesn't hand you your ass hat!

8 posted on 05/11/2005 5:56:38 AM PDT by CSM ( If the government has taken your money, it has fulfilled its Social Security promises. (dufekin))

Referring To Someone as having an asshat is calling them an idiot. What did I do that was idiotic? I was only riding my bicycle not bothering anybody.
Please clarify your insult.
Thank you.

9 posted on 05/13/2005 11:04:13 AM PDT by Brainhose (THINK OF THE KITTENS!)

Sorry. I didn't mean for it to be an insult. I was just twisting your conversation about the ass helmet into a more common phrase. I thought you guys were taking it into a funny direction and I obviously made a lame attempt at trying to continue the theme.

My apologies.

10 posted on 05/13/2005 11:07:28 AM PDT by CSM ( If the government has taken your money, it has fulfilled its Social Security promises. (dufekin))

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