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Woman bitten by snake while defecating in bush

Bush’s fault.

Before you complain, it’s news because it was in a newspaper.

1 posted on 05/10/2005 7:11:28 AM PDT by dead
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decided to defecate in a bushy area because toilets were too far,

I'd like to know "how far". Was it a hundred yards away or a mile?

118 posted on 05/10/2005 8:49:18 AM PDT by 1Old Pro
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She's lucky it wasn't a little green snake called a boomslang; if it had been she could have kissed her butt sayonara.
122 posted on 05/10/2005 8:54:07 AM PDT by vetvetdoug (Shiloh, Corinth, Iuka, Brices Crossroads, Harrisburg, Britton Lane, Holly Springs, Hatchie Bridge,)
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So, she got a bum's rush.....Rush from a bite on her rushing bum.....


126 posted on 05/10/2005 10:01:57 AM PDT by Robert A Cook PE (-I can only contribute to FR monthly, but Hillary's ABBCNNBCBS contributes to her campaign every day)
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i don't have time to read this article, but was it Drew Barrymore or Cameron Diaz who was bitten?


129 posted on 05/10/2005 10:04:03 AM PDT by latina4dubya
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Someone should send this to the environmental whackos who want to do away with toilets!


133 posted on 05/10/2005 11:18:43 AM PDT by Polyxene (For where God built a church, there the Devil would also build a chapel - Martin Luther)
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That bites!


140 posted on 05/10/2005 1:30:20 PM PDT by Redleg Duke (Don't let Terri's death be in vain!)
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Hmmm Woman bitten in the Bush by a defacating snake..
Outrageous...

[sidebar] What.?... It was the woman that was defacating..
Nevermind...

143 posted on 05/10/2005 1:51:28 PM PDT by hosepipe (This Propaganda has been edited to include not a small amount of Hyperbole..)
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