"My drinking is cut down so far I’m a cheap date now".
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You're every man's dream, at least if you were a chick that is...
There is one young lady (mid-20’s) who insists on buying my drinks when I see her at my favorite watering hole. My usual routine is to nurse one bottle of Bud followed by one draft Sam Adams. Then I leave because of my now low tolerance to alcohol. When she starts buying me Guinness I start looking around for a ride home – no way I’ll drive after a few of them.