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DFU SONG: Teddy Bears Picnic (the story of Peter Paul and Hillary)
DFU SONGS | 5-2005 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 05/07/2005 1:05:00 AM PDT by doug from upland

MIDI - TEDDY BEARS PICNIC - scroll down to Kiddie Favorites

July 16th in 2001...a courier took the letter
To Hillary he delivered it...he wishes he'd never met 'er
The numbers had been made very clear...you can't say you did not know, my dear
That is the day that Hillary wants forgotten

Hillary cheated Lazio...the senate seat had been ripped off
When Peter had found out what she did, the FEC he had tipped off
The numbers had been made very clear...you can't say you did not know, my dear
That is the day that Hillary wants forgotten

She decided conveniently...there was denialability
She would say, "I don't know, don't know...I don't know a thing, that's for sure"
She thought it would just go away...that she never would have to pay
And just like the white snow, driven snow, like white snow she was very pure

It was time for amending now...fix the lying or holy cow
Someday she'd face the law, the law...and trouble was bound to occur
She thought it would just go away...that she never would have to pay
And just like the white snow, driven snow, like white snow she was very pure

She sent Paul's two thousand dollars back...such funds she would not be reaping
Of course, she did the whole thing for show...'cause two million she was keeping
The numbers had been made very clear...you can't say you did not know, my dear
That is the day that Hillary wants forgotten

But it isn't over yet
She did some things to him that Paul said he would not forget
He made it back from Brazil...for Hillary that will be such a bitter pill
There's one thing she really hates...when sounds of whistleblowers suddenly fill the air
There's documents that tell the whole story, they're on HillCAP.org
And they'll bite her big fat derriere

But it isn't over yet
She did some things to him that Paul said he would not forget
He made it back from Brazil...for Hillary that will be such a bitter pill
There's one thing she really hates...when sounds of whistleblowers suddenly fill the air
There's documents that tell the whole story, they're on HillCAP.org
And they'll bite her big fat derriere


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KEYWORDS: bigfatderriere; brazil; documents; fraud; fundraiser; hillary; hillcaporg; lazio; notfunny; paul; stupid
For those who haven't paid enough attention, this song will summarize the story of Peter Paul and Hillary and why she is in deep trouble. As much as I try to sing this aloud, I can't do it. It is just too fast.
1 posted on 05/07/2005 1:05:00 AM PDT by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland

Doug

Heard you chat with Tony Snow on his show just ahead of the interview with Peter Paul...like Tony said, you set the table perfectly for the interview.

I have long recognised that the Clintons were both devious and power-thirsty, and it is reassuring everytime I see news surface which validates my instincts. I will do everything I can personally and talk to everyone I can as well to insure that not only does she not remain a viable Presidential candidate, but also that her grip on her position as jr. senator from New York becomes more tenuous...

A.A.C.


2 posted on 05/07/2005 1:57:32 AM PDT by AmericanArchConservative (Armour on, Lances high, Swords out, Bows drawn, Shields front ... Eagles UP!)
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To: doug from upland
"Has a beat that I can SHAKE to!"

____________ HRC

3 posted on 05/07/2005 5:15:31 AM PDT by Tuba Guy (' Only YOU Can Prevent Hillary! ')
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To: Tuba Guy

Right now Hillary is on a honeymoon compared to the onslaught that awaits her as the nominee. The pictures of her hanging out with black panthers at YALE, and already critics are calling her the first possible Gay president due to her exploits with lesbians in Arkansas. (confirmed by state troopers) She will not RUN PEOPLE!!! Too much baggage.


4 posted on 05/07/2005 7:54:54 AM PDT by Jack Ian
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To: Tuba Guy

Tuba Guy, are you psychic? I almost put up a request for that Hillary classic when the song was finished.


5 posted on 05/07/2005 8:26:30 AM PDT by doug from upland (MOCKING DEMOCRATS 24/7 --- www.rightwingparodies.com)
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To: Jack Ian; doug from upland; pookie18
Hillary ...... corruption ?? ...... nahh


6 posted on 05/07/2005 8:33:28 AM PDT by Tuba Guy (' Only YOU Can Prevent Hillary! ')
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