Posted on 05/06/2005 6:14:39 PM PDT by pissant
There are dozens of bras on the market that promise to make their wearers look curvier, shapelier or bigger in the bosom.
But now there's a bra that promises to make women look like they've had plastic surgery.
The Evolution bra is aimed at "women who lust after the look of cosmetic breast implants," according to Brastraps Inc., a Florida-based company that introduced the new bra on Friday. The Evolution features a sculpted, graduated cup "specially designed to mimic the appearance of cosmetic breast implants."
With hundreds of thousands of American women undergoing breast-enhancement surgery each year, Brastraps believes it's time to take a fresh look at cleavage.
"To be honest, the new standard for women is to be cosmetically enhanced, or to at least feel that's what you look like," company spokeswoman Michelle Soudry said. "It's a completely new ideal from what we've seen before, and this is a company that is catering to that."
There's no question that cosmetic surgery has exploded in popularity. There were more than 2.1 million cosmetic surgeries nationwide in 2004, an increase of 118 percent since 1997, according to the American Society for Aesthetic Plastic Surgery, and surgical makeover shows are among the most popular "reality shows" on television.
The fastest-growing category of surgery is breast enlargements, which more than tripled to about 334,000 operations last year, ranking second only to liposuction as the most popular cosmetic surgery.
With the average breast enlargement costing about $3,400, a $44 bra that gives the same effect might appeal to consumers, Minneapolis marketing consultant Mary Van Note said.
"It's kind of a nice piece of puffery," said Van Note, a partner in the firm Red. "It implies something that they really don't have to prove. So if I was interested in that, I would go check
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Woooo Hoooooo. Now that's what I call ( . ) ( . )
They look just like the ones in post #19
Unless you live in California or south Florida, who the hell wants their boobs to look fake??? Even if you get bolt-ons, I thought the point was to make it look like you had real boobs and not bolt-ons.
Damn, I must just not be cool or hip or with it or whatever the kids say these days.
But anyone have any engineering drawings?
"Pissant, the one thing I'd love to know is, where do you find this stuff?!"
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It finds me!
"Nothin worse than ripping a D cup bra off a woman to find A's."
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Yes there is. Removing her panties and finding a suprise. Ask Tommy Lee.
A sock works just fine.
"Oh my gosh, I wish I had balls like that."
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Out of context, that sounds pretty strange Teeny one.
or a role of quarters in your pocket.
It was meant to be somewhat vulgar, with a bit of humor thrown in as well.
Or dimes.
you ARE funny....
as in "strange" funny....
me? a roll of Kennedy's, dearie.
What ever happened to that legendary long girdle from the sixties that took all the fat from the thighs and the tummy and pushed it into the bra cups?
Why do you have a fat impotent pock-marked confused angry little gnome in your pants?
Hey, it worked for Marilyn, it's gotta work for Teeny...
She definitely needs SOMETHING! That bra or maybe a cheeseburger.
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