"Bloody Sam ???????" had a thread some time ago, where you could take a "test" and the test would give you a "Pirates' Name", based on your answers...a very funny site. :D
BSR, I believe this is your area of expertise.
I took the test for fun and my pirate name is:
Calico Bess Kidd:
Arrrrh...a fine pirate name fer sure. We needs more fine, reliable pirates. Arrrh!