[njwoman]

I could go for an Italian right about now...I refer to food... :-)

[Dashing Dasher]

Czech PLEASE!?


LOL!!!

[llevrok]

So a meek little guy goes into a bar. Seated there is an alligator.

The guy orders a beer. The alligator looks at him and hisses, "Drunk!"

The meek little guy is a bit ruffled, but says nothing. He orders another beer. Again the gator seeths, "DRUNK!"

Here now, here now! I am no drunk. I am just a guy who came into a bar to relax over a few beers. One more word out of you (he's really wound up, for him) and I will turn you inside out!"

Again, he orders a beer and the gator (this time) yells out "Drunk!!!!".

"That's it!", says the meek guy. He grabs the gator, jams his arm down the gator's mouth and turns him inside out. He plops him back down on the bar stool and goes back to his stool.

"Barkeep! Another beer!" He stares the gator in the eye, slowly drinking his third beer and thinking the gator won't dare say anything.

The inside out gator sits there. Seething. He turns slowly towards the meek little guy and says, "K NURD!"