Posted on 05/05/2005 11:43:58 AM PDT by pissant
To help celebrate the 4th most popular "drinking" day on the Gregorian calander (behind New Years, St. Paddy's and Steak & BJ day), here are some festive ideas.
7. Rob an illegal alien and buy a case of Tecate with the proceeds.
6. Send a bar of soap to your favorite french co-worker
5. Do a dance on the bar wearing only a Sombrero
4. Sneak a Habanero pepper into your secretary's PBJ
3. Tune in Univision at work and do shots of tequila every time you see cleavage on the Mexican Soap Opera
2. Eat three 7-11 "Red hot" burritos for lunch and share the ensuing flatulence with others in your meeting.
1. Start a petition drive to give LA back to Mexico!
Cheers.
RICHMOND - Cinco de Mayo celebrations got out of hand Thursday as more than 160 police from several local agencies were called in to disperse a crowd of up to 700 people after a riot erupted shortly after 8 p.m.......
It seems I'm owed a whole mess of S&BJDays for many Valentine's Days past. Some female(s) has(have) some serious catchin' up to do! I, being a sweetheart of a guy, won't insist on them using March 14. You're welcome.
Ummmm... don't look at me....
It's all (or should I say mostly) in good fun. I'm part mexican, myself!
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